Grail daily dose, Jokes or whatever the hell I feell like.

[grail]

My first Journal entry, wow got to journals to do now, what a life I lead. Anyway (you will all notice I like saying anyway) I am bored tonight, and chatting with Grunt and trying to stir things up in RVB. Night.

[grail]

A boss tells his new employee, "I'll give you 8 bucks an hour starting today and in three months, I'll raise it to 10 bucks an hour. So when would you like to start?''
''In 3 months.''

[grunthos]

yo Grail, nice to see you got a journal now too...............looks good

[grail]

A biology class student conducted an experiment on what would happen to a grasshopper if its legs were taken off.
He pulled off one of its legs and yelled 'hop!', and the grasshhoper hopped. Then he took another leg and yelled 'hop!' and the grasshopper hopped. Then he took all of its legs and yelled 'hop!' but the insect did not hop. He yelled again, but the insect did not hop.

So he came to the conclusion that when all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, it will become deaf.

[grunthos]

Grail Jokes kick ass!

[grail]

Havent been in here for awhile, whats going on? Grunthos, thanks for the comments. "Just lose it, I dont mean to sound like a jerk, Go crazy, Report to the dance floor" Eminem a true visionary.

[ErokDragun]

I really liek your Grail avatar....he was one of the coolest characters in Wetworks, especially when he became a being of energy.....I quit reading before the end, do you know what happened to him?

[grail]

todays joke

Guy 1: "Do you know anything more difficult than getting a pregnant woman in a Volkswagen?"
Guy 2: "No."

Guy 1: "Getting a woman pregnant in a Volkswagen."

[grail]

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Does your wife ever ... well, you know ... does she ... well, let you do it doggie style?" asked one of the two.
"Well, not exactly," his friend replied, "She's into the dog trick aspect of it."

"Oh, I see. Kinky stuff, huh?"

"Well... not exactly. More like she rolls over and plays dead."

[grail]

A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."

[Darth_Mario]

lol. blonde jokes are funny. here's one i heard a while ago:

A brunett, a red head, and a blonde all went into an antique shop. They found a mirror in the back of the shop. The store keeper came up to the three ladies and said "All you have to do is say something truthful to the mirror, and it will grant you infinite riches. But be warned. If what you say is not completely true, you will vanish from this world forever."

The girls thought "why not" and went up to the mirror.

The brunett walked up to the mirror and said "I think that I am the prettiest girl in the world."

Poof! Gone. Never heard of again.

The red head went up to the mirror and said "I think that I am the smartest woman in the world."

Poof! Gone. Never heard of again.

The blonde went up to the mirror and put her hand on her chin "I think..."

Poof! Gone. Never heard of again.

[grail]

Holy crap, havent been in here for a while, how is everyone?

[Katana]

Good.

[grail]

A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.

The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game.

The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The programmer persists and explains that the game is real easy and is a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5."

Again, the engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep.

The programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $100!"

This catches the engineer's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game.

The programmer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The engineer doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the programmer.

Now, it's the engineer's turn. He asks the programmer "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?"

The programmer looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers--all to no avail.

After about an hour, he wakes the Engineer and hands him $100. The engineer politely takes the $100 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The programmer, more than a little miffed, shakes the engineer and asks "Well, so what's the answer?" Without a word, the engineer reaches into his wallet, hands the programmer $5, and turns away to get back to sleep.

[Katana]

Hey, long time no see (on here).