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The Quotathon!, Laugh, Cry, Shout, or Scream| grail |
Posted: Apr 7 2005, 04:35 AM
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 Padawan  Group: Members Posts: 117 Member No.: 17 Joined: 2-April 05  |
Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.  -------------------- "Some motherf*ckers are always trying to iceskate uphill!"
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| JaggedFel |
Posted: Apr 7 2005, 05:33 AM
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 Master Group: Members Posts: 437 Member No.: 8 Joined: 31-March 05 |
"You get your b*tch-ass back in the kitchen! And make me some pie!" -------------------- Jagged Fel
Join the Galactic Empire! "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people" I want a monkey. I'll name him "Hu Flung Pu"  |
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| bpult |
Posted: Apr 7 2005, 07:18 AM
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 on her majestys secret shit list Group: Members Posts: 413 Member No.: 13 Joined: 1-April 05 |
Default the best 2 words in the english dictionary
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| Fish_Bash 2.0 |
Posted: Apr 7 2005, 02:03 PM
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 Knight Group: Members Posts: 257 Member No.: 20 Joined: 4-April 05 |
"You better watch who your calling a child louis, because if I'm a child you know what that makes you? A Paedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert!"
Peter to Lois -- Family Guy |
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| SPLChamps |
Posted: Apr 7 2005, 04:23 PM
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 JayCee's Padawan Group: Members Posts: 252 Member No.: 21 Joined: 4-April 05 |
"I didn't pass gas til I was 30 *cut to Peter on a seat and a fart noise* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?" -------------------- Works on a contingency basis
No money down "That's a typo, lemme see that." Works on a contingency basis? No,money down! |
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| Fish_Bash 2.0 |
Posted: Apr 7 2005, 07:14 PM
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Knight Group: Members Posts: 257 Member No.: 20 Joined: 4-April 05 |
Brian: "Oh my god. They ate Tricia Takanawa!" Peter: "Why? They're just gonna get hungry again in an hour. " Family Guy |
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| Katana |
Posted: Apr 7 2005, 09:04 PM
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 Slacker Group: Admin Posts: 1,110 Member No.: 7 Joined: 31-March 05 |
Quagmire on finding a cheerleader tied up in the bathroom:
"Dear diary, jackpot." -------------------- Live life to the fullest, and by fullest I mean hyped up on sugar and caffeine.
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| Lady Mogulus |
Posted: Apr 8 2005, 03:09 AM
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 I heart Billy Group: Members Posts: 359 Member No.: 14 Joined: 1-April 05 |
Stewie: Yay and God said to Abraham, "you will kill your son, Issak", and Abraham said, I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." "Oh I'm sorry, Is this better? Check, check, check... Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."
-------------------- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
 ~ Aristotle When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. |
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| Lord Mogulus |
Posted: Apr 8 2005, 04:17 AM
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 I heart Nikki Group: Members Posts: 196 Member No.: 10 Joined: 31-March 05 |
"It is not that which goes into one's mouth that defiles thee... but rather what cometh out."
Cartman, after moses... in the "timmy walks!" Episode of southpark -------------------- "a fool who would give up his freedom for safety, deserves neither freedom noor safety."
-benjamine franklin paraphrase Lady Mogulus is the most beautiful person i have ever known. I am honored to make her my wife. |
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| Fish_Bash 2.0 |
Posted: Apr 8 2005, 02:32 PM
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Knight Group: Members Posts: 257 Member No.: 20 Joined: 4-April 05 |
The best of Mr. Burns...
Mr. Burns: "You're fired." Marge: "You can't fire me just because I'm married. I'm gonna sue the pants off of you." Mr. Burns: "You don't have to sue me to get my pants off." "Ooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans!" "Bad corpse! Stop ... scaring ... Smithers!" [Stone flies through Mr. Burns' office window] "Look Smithers, a bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction." |
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| Neosakid |
Posted: Apr 8 2005, 02:46 PM
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 noob stomper stomper Group: Admin Posts: 357 Member No.: 3 Joined: 31-March 05 |
lucas: joe i think everythings going to be ok... joe: and what makes you think that!!?!!?!?!?! lucas: who knows where thoughts come from..they just appear..........mmhmm! -------------------- I help you with my right hand while stabbing you with my lightsaber with my left hand...cuz of course I'm a natural lefty dummy
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| SPLChamps |
Posted: Apr 8 2005, 07:00 PM
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JayCee's Padawan Group: Members Posts: 252 Member No.: 21 Joined: 4-April 05 |
"So, how old are you?" "Sixtee-" "Eighteen huh? alright!" "Moooom!" "I like where this is going, giggidy giggidy giggidy!" Best of Burns, part 2: "Why don't we just take the power we need from the orphanage, who are they going to complain to, their parents?" "Conga like you mean it! Please don't make me shock you!" "This must be some sort of cafetorium." "Hahaha, what a great practically based joke!" "Hhahahahahahaha, hahahahahahahahahahahaha, hahahahahahahahahahhaha, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha....what was I laughing at again? Oh yes, that crippled Irishman! hahahhahahahaha" -------------------- Works on a contingency basis
No money down "That's a typo, lemme see that." Works on a contingency basis? No,money down! |
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| Katana |
Posted: Apr 9 2005, 09:19 AM
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Slacker Group: Admin Posts: 1,110 Member No.: 7 Joined: 31-March 05 |
OMG I love that one. Quagmire has a flashback to his childhood: We see jim crying and his mom picks him up and starts breastfeeding him. "Hehe, allright." -------------------- Live life to the fullest, and by fullest I mean hyped up on sugar and caffeine.
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| SPLChamps |
Posted: Apr 9 2005, 05:31 PM
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JayCee's Padawan Group: Members Posts: 252 Member No.: 21 Joined: 4-April 05 |
Quagmire at his best:
"Glenn, honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?" "I got a question for you, ha, why are you still here?" "Does this look like a Q to you?" "All I see is Lois." "Well, maybe we should ask Lois if you should come out tonight. Hey Lois, should Peter stay here and mope about his lost girlfriend *shakes haps from side to side, we faintly hear some slapping*. Ha, should he come out with his friend Glenn? *shakes hips up and down, same slapping.*" "We have here a pair of panties from a prostitute." "50 bucks!" "She had nine STDs." "45 bucks!" "She also soiled herself when we arrested her." "...50 bucks!" "You know back when I was your age I always in bed by 8...and home by 11, OH!!" "Mr Quagmire I-AHHH!!! I'm so sorry!" *See Quagmire in the missionary with a woman on the kitchen countertop "Don't worry Meg, you just bought me 2 more minutes. Giggity giggity giggity!" *See Quagmire getting in bed with Trisha Takenawa* "Wow, I've never had a Spanish chick before." "You had sex with two fillipino women and a man." "You...you mean three fillipino women." *looks desparate as Brian doesn't believe him* "O, o god!" -------------------- Works on a contingency basis
No money down "That's a typo, lemme see that." Works on a contingency basis? No,money down! |
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