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| Katana | Posted on Jun 2 2006, 02:22 AM |
| And again... | |
| grail | Posted on May 28 2006, 06:38 AM |
| no kidding... | |
| Katana | Posted on Nov 16 2005, 08:43 PM |
| Hey, long time no see (on here). | |
| grail | Posted on Nov 16 2005, 07:49 PM |
| A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York. The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The programmer persists and explains that the game is real easy and is a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5." Again, the engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep. The programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $100!" This catches the engineer's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game. The programmer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The engineer doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the programmer. Now, it's the engineer's turn. He asks the programmer "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?" The programmer looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers--all to no avail. After about an hour, he wakes the Engineer and hands him $100. The engineer politely takes the $100 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The programmer, more than a little miffed, shakes the engineer and asks "Well, so what's the answer?" Without a word, the engineer reaches into his wallet, hands the programmer $5, and turns away to get back to sleep. |
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| Katana | Posted on Sep 21 2005, 07:05 AM |
| Good. | |
| grail | Posted on Sep 20 2005, 09:22 PM |
| Holy crap, havent been in here for a while, how is everyone? | |
| Darth_Mario | Posted on Aug 12 2005, 05:05 PM |
| lol. blonde jokes are funny. here's one i heard a while ago: A brunett, a red head, and a blonde all went into an antique shop. They found a mirror in the back of the shop. The store keeper came up to the three ladies and said "All you have to do is say something truthful to the mirror, and it will grant you infinite riches. But be warned. If what you say is not completely true, you will vanish from this world forever." The girls thought "why not" and went up to the mirror. The brunett walked up to the mirror and said "I think that I am the prettiest girl in the world." Poof! Gone. Never heard of again. The red head went up to the mirror and said "I think that I am the smartest woman in the world." Poof! Gone. Never heard of again. The blonde went up to the mirror and put her hand on her chin "I think..." Poof! Gone. Never heard of again. |
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| grail | Posted on Aug 4 2005, 05:44 PM |
| A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line. "Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake." |
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| grail | Posted on Jun 25 2005, 05:35 PM |
| Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Does your wife ever ... well, you know ... does she ... well, let you do it doggie style?" asked one of the two. "Well, not exactly," his friend replied, "She's into the dog trick aspect of it." "Oh, I see. Kinky stuff, huh?" "Well... not exactly. More like she rolls over and plays dead." |
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| grail | Posted on Jun 22 2005, 05:39 PM |
| todays joke Guy 1: "Do you know anything more difficult than getting a pregnant woman in a Volkswagen?" Guy 2: "No." Guy 1: "Getting a woman pregnant in a Volkswagen." |
