My extremely interesting crap:

Name: Nikki

DOB: 03/22/1976 - sooo close to 30... :sad:

Place of birth: Cairns, Queensland Australia now in Perth, Western Australia

Height: 5'4

Weight: 145 lbs

Shoe size: US 7-7.5 38 Euro

Hair colour: Naturally mousey brown (hate it)

Eye colour: Hazel

Loves: Mogulus :wub:

Likes: Movies, music, reading, internet

want to know anything else? Ask me!!

I think you're the only other person I know with hazel eyes B)

hazel eyes rock!!

Whoo we can have our own club!

yeah definately!!

I call President!

Dibs on Veep!

Well crap, seems all the good stuff is taken.

I call Spit Bucket Holder!

eeewwwwww

thats just gross!!

you can be the Director of something... like Llama's

Um Director of Comedic Relief?

Sure!! We need comedy!

HA! You freaks! Blue eyes rule the world! Or at least, if Hitler had had his way they would.

He was such a hypocrite, he hd brown eyes/hair and some Jewish anscestors.

in saying that, I do too. Well, I have brown hair and some Jewish ancestors. And I dont think his hipocracy will be why he is remember in history...for some strange reason /

Yeah I know, I just find it interesting.
Sorry we went off topic so much in here Nikki.

hehehe..

thats ok boys...

Hitlers welcome in here anytime...

gives me a chance to stab the bastard in the throat!! hehehe

I do like Blue eyes.....

*sigh*

I guess we did. Anyway, Nikki is a happy-go-lucky girl of asian descent from the Huang He region of China. She enjoys meditation and likes to be told she has a beautiful arc in her backflips. She also choreographed the fights for US Box office smash Just Visiting, starring Jean Reno, who was also in the original.*



*This fake biography has been provided by Duffiographies, a subsidiary of Duffcom Enterprises. All Rights Reserved.

So does that mean Mog has blue eyes?

JEAN RENO rocks my socks!!

I'd love to be able to do backflips....

if he doesnt we could always gouge out his current pair and replace them with blue ones...........or give him blue contacts. either way we arent knocking him out for the procedure!!!!

oh totally, me and my brother Paul were discussing Jean over Ronin and how awesome he is.

he does indeed... they are blue-green

I have always had a thing for dark hair & blue eyes... *swoon*

Yay, unauthorized and unlicensed surgery!

thank god there is no need to do that.. ouchies...

dude, Billy is just an older, smaller, shorter-haired version of me!

Sounds like Nikki got the short end of the stick :winks:

hehehehe...

can we do it anyway? we need to keep up our quotas or we'll have to start draggin kids from the local orphanage. Remember the last time, Katana? All they did was whine and moan until it was over and they passed out. Sheesh, you'd think they'd learn some decorum!

you would think orphans would be more grateful.. sheesh..

hmmmm I dunno... I kinda like him the way he is...

I told you to lace the orphanarium gruel with Valium but no. That was to much work for you.

there was an amusing rerun of a quiz show about teeth and Hanging with Mr. Cooper! If you think I'm going to abandon that for some pain-killers then you are mistaken, my friend!

Come on, its drugging up little kids!

FINE! I'll do it! *walks off and drugs the wrong place, a comatose ward of a hospital* Katana...I made a boo boo!

oh dear.. I know a guy who can dispose of the bodies

i find that the best way to get rid of dead bodies is to chop them up into bits and put them down the garbage disposal.


be sure to refrigerate the body for at least 45 minutes to decrease arterial spray.

and just for the record, my eyes change color depending on whethar or not i wear blue or green.

you have the bestest ever eyes... me wuvs them :wub:

aawwww me gone all mushy now... :blush:

awwww i have my father's eyes.

i plucked them out, just like spl champ was threatening to do to me.

Oedipus Syndrome? :worried:


Syndrome not complex, there is a difference.

or is there

never had a thing for my mom... nope.. he's right. syndrome? yes....


complex.... no.


and what are you all talking about ME for? this thread is supposed to be "all abou...." her. lol : )

we're all friends here, you can use my christian name of Mark, William.

Billy actually isn't a William, its just Billy....