Midget Fight

[Wide Stance]

Alright, heres the scenario. You are in an mma cage. Every minute a new midget enters the octagon for a fight to the death match. How long can you last? So if you can't kill the midget in one minute, you are facing two midgets, and one is added every single minute until you die.

I'm thinking I have about two hours in me. That is if the first hour I can average killing a midget about every 30 seconds. That will give me 30 seconds of rest. But after 120 dead midgets I'm thinking my stamina would be gone and they would start adding up and would kill me around the 2 hr 15 min range.

[Keokuk155]

Wide Stance, you are a very odd fellow. However, when I get in to a cage to fight, I prefer to have a worthy advisory.

[ShaneN]

I think that I would have a tough time killing a midget out of moral issues. But I imagine by the time there are four midgets in the octagon trying to kill me, suddenly things would become a reality. However at that point it might be too late for me to rebound from my mistake and I would might be able to last 25 minutes.

[Carl]

It has taken me a month to come up with a good answer for this. I would have to baricade the entrence with dead bodies like in the "300" so that my opponents would have to wear themselves out by climbing over the cage, making them easier to dispose of. I think I might last a good eight hours with this strategy before Satan rends my soul from me and I join Shane and Wide Stance in the River of Fire for eternity.