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Bed or Cake, ...its a joke...

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*-¤infinity¤-*	Posted: Jun 29 2005, 04:45 PM
Back from the dead Group: ~†Mad Member†~ Posts: 189 Member No.: 40 Joined: 20-March 05	A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.” He looks at her and says angrily, “Fix the lights now? Does it look like I have GE written on my forehead? I don’t think so.” “Fine,” Then the wife asks, “Well then, could you fix the fridge door, it won’t close right.” “Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don’t think so.” He replies. “Fine,” She says, “Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door?” “I’m not a damn carpenter and I don’t want to fix the steps.” He says, “Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don’t think so. I’ve had enough of you! I’m going to the bar!” So the husband goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home. As he walks into the house, he notices that the steps are fixed, the hall light is working, and the fridge door is fixed. “Honey,” He asks, “How’d all this get fixed?” “Well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then, a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake him a cake.” “So what kind of cake did you bake?” “Hellooooo!? Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I don’t think so!”

*mIsSiNg...*	Posted: Jun 29 2005, 04:51 PM
sHe NeVeR dIeS... Group: ~†Mad Member†~ Posts: 535 Member No.: 51 Joined: 14-April 05	lol! that was funny! u like it! -------------------- ~~i fight this more then you know...~~

*RepeatToFade*	Posted: Jun 29 2005, 04:56 PM
HANERTHY Group: ~†Mad Member†~ Posts: 898 Member No.: 12 Joined: 17-February 05	hahahha thats really funny -------------------- Why is every body always more afraid to live than die They seem to have the strength to fail but not the will to try SIGN THE LIVE 8 LIST

*-¤infinity¤-*	Posted: Jun 29 2005, 05:02 PM
Back from the dead Group: ~†Mad Member†~ Posts: 189 Member No.: 40 Joined: 20-March 05	lol..isn't it...i came across it a few days...i would love to say i came up with it, but i didn't...it made me laugh alot... This post has been edited by -¤infinity¤- on Jun 29 2005, 05:11 PM

*ThatOneDude*	Posted: Jun 29 2005, 05:57 PM
just some insignificant dude... Group: ~†Moderthy†~ Posts: 814 Member No.: 82 Joined: 20-June 05	(is this "lamo" emoticon supposed to be a laughing type thingy?.. I'm such a noob) Good joke! I love that one. This post has been edited by ThatOneDude on Jun 29 2005, 05:58 PM -------------------- You're lost here, broken and maimed, I can see you crying, trapped by the endless pain. Take my hand, I'll be your freind, Let me hold you and we can go on. I've felt the darkness too, I want to heal you, You're not an outcast to me, I know that you are beautiful, A wounded angel. Hated by the world, I lie cold and dying. when I cry, I cry alone, when I stand, I fall alone. When I die, is there a scream if no one hears it? Am I still alive? I feel so cold. I wonder, am I still a human, was I ever? Or did I die long ago? Someday, I might run across a grave, under a barren tree, a rope dangling in the cold wind, blade lying on the headstone, will I find my own grave? Will I know why I feel so dark, so alone?

*Silently Broken*	Posted: Jun 29 2005, 07:40 PM
†Is Always Right† Group: ~†Admin Angel†~ Posts: 3,917 Member No.: 1 Joined: 14-February 05	lmao = laughing my ass off lamo.. I'm not sure Loving the joke by the way -------------------- Thanks For Noticing... Perplex City Side The Personal Side Thanks for Noticing (private personal blog, comment to be added to read)

DrEsSeDiNbLaCk	Posted: Sep 12 2005, 04:19 PM
\m/ rock on \m/ Group: ~†Member†~ Posts: 34 Member No.: 154 Joined: 10-September 05	lol dat was well funni

*Beautifully Decayed*	Posted: Sep 12 2005, 05:54 PM
Nobody Group: ~†Mad Member†~ Posts: 318 Member No.: 112 Joined: 3-August 05	Heeeh good joke cheered me up -------------------- I'm not broken, So don't try to fix me

Tora Ookami	Posted: Aug 29 2006, 11:58 PM
~My life is a curse... from my God and My parents sigh~ Group: ~†Member†~ Posts: 42 Member No.: 426 Joined: 25-August 06	rotflmao -------------------- "Ii koto ga attara, warau no de ha nakute, waratte iru kara ii koto ga aru" We do not smile because something good has happened; rather something good happens because we smile.

*OhioAngel*	Posted: Aug 30 2006, 07:53 AM
Uber Informawhore Group: ~†Mad Member†~ Posts: 968 Member No.: 172 Joined: 6-October 05	haha, serves him right, that was tooo funny! -------------------- That which doesn't hurt me, makes me stronger! Anyone on myspace? I'd love to add you to my friends list, PM me or something

*invisible-one*	Posted: Aug 31 2006, 01:23 PM
does funky dance Group: ~†Moderthy†~ Posts: 1,321 Member No.: 95 Joined: 10-July 05	tralalalala.... me loves. I'm gonna do that one day... just to see what he'd say. evil giggly laugh Amy -------------------- "Video meliora probaque, deteriora sequor" Translated: "I see what is best and approve, but continue what is worst" --- Ovid

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