Name: The BFL (A.K.A The Big Flippin' Lollipop)

Description: It looks like...a big flippin' lollipop =P And that's cos it is! It stands 1.5m tall (1m of stick, and a 0.5m diameter circle of CANDY). It can be used as a club, to smash any enemy(!); a prodder, to annoy your little sister; a sled, if you can't be bothered walking down that massive hill; a fan, on those hot summer days (although it is advisable to keep it out of direct sunlight, as it may melt and you will get your amazing outfit all sticky!!); a garden ornament, to spruce up any boring looking front lawn; and best of all, you can use it as a LOLLIPOP, that is, you can lick it and it tastes nice!! But you may like to wipe off any blood or dirt before doing this as it will interfere with the sweetness of the candy. Oh, and I'm sure you can come up with many other uses for The BFL! It is a very versatile product!!

Dmg: Depends how good you are: If you whack some poor prick, it's gonna hurt more if you whack harder. Simple physics people, energy, momentum, force, all that!

Ryo: 1000 (You may also purchase a smaller version for 500 Ryo... but it's totally not cool, because of it's small stature of course! Therefore... do not buy it! There are also extra small and extra-extra small versions available, but it has been found that these cannot be used effectively in combat).

The image below shows the the extra-extra small version of the weapon held by a little girl. Attempts have been made to obtain a visual of the BFL but no one has ever succeeded, because the cameras keep getting bashed. Cameramen no longer attempt to photograph the oversized lollipop, as it has become too expensive... because their warranties do not cover 'bashing by lollipop'.