
Wow there is an emoticon especially for ninja!
Ok down to business: I am...
THE CANDY MANThat's rioght, fear me. My techniques are far superior to yours, and I know you're all jealous cos I scored the wickedest name!
Okay, now that I have beaten you into submission through my powerful words, you must follow my every command. Here is my first command, you must all fight amongst yourselves until there is only one remaining. You will win a lollipop... A poisonous lollipop. You will lick it, and die, ever so slowly. And with you all dead I will reign supreme.
That is all minions. Get to it.

Isn't that just the most intimidating introduction you have EVAH READ?! Well I like to think so.

= awesome btw.