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Posted by: Lamb Bug Aug 24 2008, 07:06 PM
Buys blue phat off the GE.

Posted by: Coolmage Aug 24 2008, 07:17 PM
While your AFK and still online there is a huge glitch where you can PK anywhere so I stab u and grab the phat then bank it tongue.gif

Posted by: FiveBrain Aug 24 2008, 07:24 PM
I hack you and transfer the p hat on to my guy and get coolmage banned. Then I hide under a random rock behind the KBD

Posted by: Jamesino Aug 24 2008, 07:24 PM
I withdraw it from your bank, make one cut to it and hang it up as a streamer.

Posted by: Golden arm42 Aug 24 2008, 07:28 PM
Looks like there was a cross of posts there. ohmy.gif I'll go with Five's, since he was there first.

Golden goes to KBD and owns it with his sick lvl 20 ranged. Then, he takes a dozer and blows up Five and his rock.

Takes phat and hides with a bunch of players near the Fist of Guthix.


Posted by: FiveBrain Aug 24 2008, 07:34 PM
w00t im specialer than james tongue.gif


anyway, I go to FOG and find golden. The noob he is tongue.gif tries to run, but i hit him with my 1337 48 mage and kill him and take the phat and hide in the gwd behind zammys army (muhahaha).

Posted by: Coolmage Aug 24 2008, 07:43 PM
I use my ninja skills ninja.gif to sneak around and quietly kill u and take phat then run to roaches and strap RPGs to their heads then assemble them into an army

Posted by: Lamb Bug Aug 24 2008, 07:43 PM
Summons Kree'Arra and his minions, and pwns Zamorak. Armadyl ftw! Takes the phat and booby traps it.

Posted by: Golden arm42 Aug 24 2008, 08:32 PM
QUOTE (Lamb Bug @ Aug 25 2008, 12:43 AM)
Summons Kree'Arra and his minions, and pwns Zamorak. Armadyl ftw! Takes the phat and booby traps it.

Hires a person from the Black Arm gang to get rid of Booby Trap. Hides the phat under Duke Horacio's crown. ohmy.gif

Posted by: Jamesino Aug 24 2008, 08:36 PM
I take it and burn it.

Posted by: 3monightmar3 Aug 25 2008, 04:25 AM
i collect the ashes, go back in time to no trade limit and trade it to a noob for a new phat which i take and trade to zamorak for immortality tongue.gif then i kill him, reclaim the phat and command zamoraks army to kill anyone who comes near enough to do me harm biggrin.gif

Posted by: Necroswordia Aug 25 2008, 06:16 AM
I go to Jagex HQ in real life and kill all their staff with my 5 ranged. I become head producer of runescapr and put Necro's cb lvl up to 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 and make a new world that to enter you need 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 cb lvl to enter, and ban all the other ppl's account! (Cept for chicken, cuz he's back in time)

Posted by: FiveBrain Aug 25 2008, 06:44 AM
You forgot to ban Fivey so i go to Jagex headquarters and change my lvl to ~~~~~~~ then i take me and necro back in time when the wildy was still.... well.... the wildy and pwn him. I take it and then take a boat to Ape Atoll and hide with my army of...... MONKEEEEEEEEYS!!!!!!!!1

Posted by: Golden arm42 Aug 25 2008, 07:06 AM
QUOTE (FiveBrain @ Aug 25 2008, 11:44 AM)
You forgot to ban Fivey so i go to Jagex headquarters and change my lvl to ~~~~~~~ then i take me and necro back in time when the wildy was still.... well.... the wildy and pwn him. I take it and then take a boat to Ape Atoll and hide with my army of...... MONKEEEEEEEEYS!!!!!!!!1

I mage all the monkeys with my ownage Wind blast. Then, I see Five, but his dragon long is no match for my Rune scimmy. I take the phat, and teleport to Green dragons.

Posted by: Lamb Bug Aug 25 2008, 07:11 AM
You can't teleport to Green Dragons; you don't have a high enough magic level tongue.gif. I go to Green Dragons, massacre them all, then take my Dragon Scimmy and grab the phat and hide it behid Tz-Tok-Jad.

Posted by: DarkChaos Aug 25 2008, 10:13 AM
ill just go to jagex hq and take hostage of the leader and make me able to do anything in runescape biggrin.gif



Noob:Can i have some money

Me: BANNED!



LVl 138: i have 99 everything

Me: BANNED


Some guy with Phat: look at my cool phat

Me: steal and then BANNED him

Posted by: Jamesino Aug 25 2008, 12:15 PM
I take it and burn it.

Posted by: DarkChaos Aug 25 2008, 12:39 PM
but its liek worth millions i could buy like 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 trout with a phaat

Posted by: Lamb Bug Aug 25 2008, 12:48 PM
Cmon James stop burning it.

I travel back in time to before James burned it and took it from him.

I hide behind Commander Zilyana.

Posted by: Golden arm42 Aug 25 2008, 05:07 PM
QUOTE (Lamb Bug @ Aug 25 2008, 05:48 PM)
Cmon James stop burning it.

I travel back in time to before James burned it and took it from him.

I hide behind Commander Zilyana.

I melee Commander Zilyana with my rune scimmy, and KO Lamb. I take the phat and put it into a ball of wool. I drop the ball of wool in the Lumby sheep pasture, and no one has any idea where it is.

Posted by: DarkChaos Aug 25 2008, 05:26 PM
i use hax and finds it in the ball of wool and then put it in my bank!

Posted by: Golden arm42 Aug 25 2008, 06:45 PM
QUOTE (DarkChaos @ Aug 25 2008, 10:26 PM)
i use hax and finds it in the ball of wool and then put it in my bank!

If you can use hax, so can I!

Hacks Xmaster's bank, takes phat, and hides it behind Fiara's big rear at FOG. ohmy.gif

Posted by: DarkChaos Aug 25 2008, 07:22 PM
well well ill just hax to get it back and blow up Fiara's rear

and then attach the phat to a rocket and then i send it off to space

all the way to the next galaxy

Posted by: Golden arm42 Aug 25 2008, 08:13 PM
QUOTE (DarkChaos @ Aug 26 2008, 12:22 AM)
well well ill just hax to get it back and blow up Fiara's rear

and then attach the phat to a rocket and then i send it off to space

all the way to the next galaxy

I use a SAM (surface to air missle) to intercept your rocket. The two rockets blow up, and the phat drifts harmlessly to the ground. I pick it up, and put it on a gnomecopter.

Posted by: 3monightmar3 Aug 25 2008, 11:51 PM
i eat the gnome, wear the party hat and claim myself king of partyland and use my 99 magic to create an army of evil ballon creatures to protect me biggrin.gif

Posted by: Lamb Bug Aug 26 2008, 07:01 AM
I pop all the balloon creatures (i have a lot of experience from ScapeRune) and eat you, take the phat and hide it behind my pet Dagganoth.

Posted by: Sick Mate 9 Sep 10 2008, 09:10 AM
then i come and kill then Dagganoth and take the phat and run around in circles till im outa run then walk to my player owned house and build a metal hut and have gnome cannons protect me while i hade with my phat tucked into my sock

Posted by: Sick Mate 9 Sep 10 2008, 09:11 AM
hide*

Posted by: Golden arm42 Sep 10 2008, 09:43 AM
blow your house to smithereens and come in and take the phat!


I start teleporting around runescape.

Posted by: Magikman262 Sep 10 2008, 02:55 PM
i become a rev and teleblock you , then i hide in rev land , guarded by rev dark beasts

Posted by: Necroswordia Sep 10 2008, 05:47 PM
I take Andrew Gower (maker of Runescape) Hostage and make him give me access to jmod control panel and all of runescapes data. I make my rune scim able to hit over 9000 and own the rev beast in like 2 shots. I go to magik and offer him peace. he says no so i kill him and take phat. My cb lvl is 238578573872937475045803458359823094329402382 so dont try to kill me.

Posted by: Sick Mate 9 Sep 10 2008, 07:14 PM
then i see u wearing the phat so i pull out my 9 mm and bust a arrow in yo [BEEP] then i take the phat while ur on the ground crying and run away to the land of phat owners. biggrin.gif

Posted by: 3monightmar3 Sep 14 2008, 06:27 AM
i nuke all those rich noobs and take the phat ashes and eat them tongue.gif

Posted by: Necroswordia Sep 15 2008, 06:14 PM
I use the runescape data to erase all phats except for 1 which is the one I have then I ban myself and delete all accs able to ban, so the phat is mine in the banned peeps land.

(I meet up with my old mem acc too!)

Posted by: 3monightmar3 Sep 16 2008, 02:02 AM
i make everyone in runescape banned (including myself) and then i go to the land of banned peeps and take ur phat and hide it in a magic box...

Posted by: dslayer Oct 11 2008, 03:28 AM
I grab the magic box and goes back in time again and own it with my fire blast and locates other phats and burns them and their ashes in Tz-Haar with the help of Jad to guard me and my new, one and only phat. biggrin.gif tongue.gif Take that! And owns my future-to-be hacked account with Jad and takes everything it has and buys myself a new Zammy armour set.

Posted by: Over Power5 Oct 12 2008, 09:22 PM
pulls out a sniper and shoots everyone except dslayer and takes over his body haha

Posted by: Xmaster Oct 13 2008, 07:52 AM
i summon millions of zombies to take the p hat and give it to me than i hide somewhere super secret and then make all my zombies attak everyone

Posted by: Over Power5 Oct 13 2008, 10:19 AM
uses a mega crumble undead and kills all the zombies and cuts xmaster's head off and mounts his head on my wall and takes the phat and eats it jester.gif

Posted by: Xmaster Oct 13 2008, 06:00 PM
oh yea i revive myself and shoot a super needle at ur heart that explodes when its at ur heart then i make a werewolf rip out the p hat and gives it to me then i dup it and make millions of them cept only 1 is realy and the other ones are worthless

and only i know which one is reeal!

Posted by: dslayer Oct 14 2008, 03:00 AM
I regain my body and (don't forget I have Jad!!) gets Jad to find every phat and capture Xmaster and slowly kill him until he tells which phat is the real one, Xmaster tells me which one is real.....but Jad kills him anyway. Then I just go back to the future and brag about my new phat. tongue.gif

Posted by: steven917 Oct 14 2008, 07:47 AM
I am a ancient god so I see you and want your phat.

I throw a Tz-Ock toy for Jad and swipe the Phat off your head while you're bragging. I then transform into a chicken and put the Phat on my head. Proudly.

Posted by: Xmaster Oct 14 2008, 04:46 PM
i give the chicken some food thats filled with explosive and blow u up and take the p hat and then eat it!

Posted by: Lamb Bug Oct 15 2008, 08:21 AM
QUOTE (steven917 @ Oct 14 2008, 12:47 PM)
I am a ancient god so I see you and want your phat.

I throw a Tz-Ock toy for Jad and swipe the Phat off your head while you're bragging. I then transform into a chicken and put the Phat on my head. Proudly.

Tz-Ock FTW!




I use a poison gas to knock out Xmaster, cut open his stomach and take the phat!


I turn into a mogre and go underwater with the phat on my head.

Posted by: Robbedeli Oct 16 2008, 08:43 AM
i just hit you in the crotch and take the phat...

then use my invisibility cloak to dissappear into .......................

Posted by: Xmaster Oct 16 2008, 06:00 PM
i drink a magic potion which makes ivisible things unless to me and i falcon punch ur crotch and then steal the p hat and bury it it somehwere very unnone biggrin.gif

only i know

Posted by: red ring 95 Oct 16 2008, 06:48 PM
i swing a heavy hammer around randomly until i brain you, then i ice blitz you until u cry (alot) and tell me where the phat is. i dig it up and hide in my house. my construction is OVER 9000.

not good, but its all i got.

Posted by: Chuffa Oct 17 2008, 05:36 AM
I don my Gloves of silence, sneak into your house and take it, before trapsing into the wilderness awaiting you with a bannana.

Posted by: Xmaster Oct 17 2008, 02:45 PM
i eat the banana and kick u and take the p hat lol

then i use MY construction which is 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 and make a unstoppable fortress with hundreds of traps and trick doors and junk and put the phat into 100 safes which are in 10 everything proof boxes and put it ina super secret room in the fortess. ha

Posted by: 3monightmar3 Oct 18 2008, 12:09 AM
i teleport directly to you then steal the phat, falador tele, then hide in the white knights castle right in the middle of the mssw4 with the whole of rsc to guard me! tongue.gif

Posted by: Xmaster Oct 18 2008, 10:10 AM
my summoining is 99999 so i summon a army of corpeal beats and go in and pwn them all and take the phat biggrin.gif

then i summon every single rs monster to protect the p hat

Posted by: Necroswordia Oct 18 2008, 10:13 AM
I have 9999999999 Rcing so I summon a giant ANARCHY rune that sets anarchy in that army and they all kill each other so i steal the phat and make a castle made out of all runes in existance that holds mistikal powers to ban anybody who gets close...


PWNT!

Posted by: Robbedeli Oct 18 2008, 11:10 AM
i drink ur milk, u cry, i take phat, u all lose, nah tongue.gif

Posted by: Lamb Bug Oct 18 2008, 11:24 AM
I get a job at Jagex and become a j mod. I reset your cooking and fletching levels to 1. You cry so much you drop the phat.


I feed it to the Corporeal Beast then I use my level 999999999 magic to duplicate 100000000000000000000000 identical corporeal beasts, but only one has the phat.

Posted by: Necroswordia Oct 18 2008, 12:34 PM
I have 99 SHOOTING skill, shoot em all, find teh phat, kill rob for drinking my milk, hack0rz jagex, kill the phats. No more phats topic closed.


(Lol vjking)

Posted by: 3monightmar3 Oct 30 2008, 04:30 AM
i go 2 NY grab an army og gangstaz all with 99 shooting and pop a cap in yo [BEEP]! then i pray a lot, get god to give me a new hat and run like hell...

Posted by: zoro894 Nov 8 2008, 09:30 PM
I hide behind a garbage can, jump you, grab the phat, go back in time, and hide in the black hole, and destroy all disks of returns jester.gif

Posted by: punyruny Nov 10 2008, 04:16 PM
me and my friends gang beat u and take the phat... emo-th_guns9.gif jester.gif

Posted by: Techy Nov 10 2008, 04:30 PM
*grabs colored construction paper and scissors and makes my own phat*

I WIN!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: zoro894 Nov 10 2008, 07:48 PM
i make look-alike party hats and throw the real one in smile.gif which one is it?

Posted by: Lamb Bug Nov 10 2008, 07:49 PM
I use this.. emo-th_guns9.gif emo-th_guns9.gif emo-th_guns9.gif emo-th_guns9.gif emo-th_guns9.gif emo-th_guns9.gif emo-th_guns9.gif emo-th_guns9.gif to blow up the fake phats and I grab the real one. I hide with Dr. Fenkenstrain.

Posted by: punyruny Nov 10 2008, 08:12 PM
i find u alone with doctor fenkenstrain in a closet (god only knows what you where doing with him), beat u with my baseball bat for a while and take the phat. hehe

Posted by: Techy Nov 10 2008, 08:16 PM
Pickpockets the phat (level 21 thieving ftw) then locks my account. wub.gif It r forever stuck in lalaland.

Posted by: zoro894 Nov 10 2008, 08:19 PM
I destroy runescape but bring the phat in real life before doing so

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Posted by: punyruny Nov 10 2008, 08:23 PM
i go to your place emo-th_guns9.gif emo-th_guns9.gif shoots up the place, and takes the phat jester.gif jester.gif jester.gif

Posted by: Kerkennah Nov 10 2008, 09:27 PM
I snip you while your not looking, and i quickly get the phat.

Posted by: punyruny Nov 11 2008, 04:15 PM
i miraculously survive being sniped and smash u with a stupid_computer.gif

you: ohmy.gif stupid_computer.gif :me

Posted by: squeeki Nov 12 2008, 01:39 AM
I say hey lamb may i please have the totally awsome p hat...

and you would give it to me because you the best clan leader ever!!! banana.gif king.gif

Posted by: Sword User Nov 12 2008, 04:55 AM
Tele-grab


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High-Alch



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Posted by: Lamb Bug Nov 12 2008, 07:46 AM
I take the high alch money, and rob the rest from you.

I put it in a dumpster, along with Sword.

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Posted by: Hellbound487 Nov 12 2008, 08:05 AM
i wrap lamb into a pretzel then make him into a phat worth infinity. topic closed. jk lol

Posted by: Sick Mate 9 Jan 16 2009, 09:30 AM
then i do a backflip kick u in the face and do cartwheels till im invarrock at the ge. rob the ge steal 7 phats but only keep a green one then i fly to tewksbury which i live happily ever after. the end

Posted by: craiglock1 Jan 16 2009, 12:31 PM
You live happily for about 10 mins, for which i come up to you, use my iron scimmy (1 atk ftw) totally K0 you, take the phat, re-create runescape, then set all my levels to 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

SO, i make myself a new realm called "craiglock1s realm" gaurded by 10 corporall beasts. BUT, the coorperall beasts spawn 1 SECONG AFTER THEY DIED!!!!! So, I go past them (as theyre mine) and just sit there in my chair, looking at the people that are being kiled, then coming back for another go =] I get the phat, and teleport it into the void, and enchant the void so there are 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 phats of the same color. The enchantment also makes it so any1 that enters the void, will instantly die, Any1 who manages to touch the party hat, will be teleported back to me, so i can watch them burn from my incredible fire blast, then teleport the phat back to the void and other etc.


Im taking it that I am invincible, and the phat is Mine for EVER MORE!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

Posted by: craiglock1 Jan 16 2009, 12:37 PM
^^ for my "missed out" words:

"...totally k0 you, take the phat..."
"...10 coorperal beasts, but the corperal beasts spawn 1 sec..."
"...sitting in my chair, watching"
"...teleport it into the void, and enchant the void"
"00000000000000000000 phats with the same color..."
"...any1 who touches the party hat..."
"fire blast, then tele the phat..."

Sorry about the "missed out words" It was coz of the "...0000..." Lol


Posted by: Sick Mate 9 Jan 17 2009, 06:33 AM
then the void gets blown up by my SAM and then the phat lands saftly back in tewksbury and i steal it and i keep running forever and ever

Posted by: craiglock1 Jan 17 2009, 11:32 AM
forever and ever of 5 mins, as I re-create the void, make it imortal, blow you up, take the phat, and do exactly what i did last time, except this time nothing can hurt it =]

Posted by: Sick Mate 9 Jan 18 2009, 06:40 AM
then i kill you go back in time to when the phat was 1st brought and i kil that guy and steal and run off to hide in a tree

Posted by: craiglock1 Jan 18 2009, 08:02 AM
I get a rocket launcher, Blow you up, eat the phat, go to the toilet, excrete the rest of it, and then burn it in the sewer. The End.

Posted by: Sick Mate 9 Jan 18 2009, 10:18 PM
ah but i was still in the tree u blew up my twin who had a fake phat made out of toilet paper

Posted by: animal magik Jan 20 2009, 08:15 AM
I take the phat from Craig's 'excretion' (real mature Craig >.<) bake it into a phat pie and eat it before anyone else can =D

Posted by: wudupyo15 Jan 20 2009, 08:49 AM
I'll wait til both of you are asleep steel your phat and put it in my bank right away smile.gif

Posted by: craiglock1 Jan 20 2009, 11:25 AM
QUOTE (animal magik @ Jan 20 2009, 08:15 AM)
I take the phat from Craig's 'excretion' (real mature Craig >.<) bake it into a phat pie and eat it before anyone else can =D

I kill you with my ak, Cut you open, take the phat from ur body, throw u into a waste, use my 'magical' machine to turn the eaten phat pie into a phat again, and then use my magical machine to give my explorers ring unlim run recharges, then run around RuneScape forever more =]

Posted by: wudupyo15 Jan 20 2009, 03:22 PM
QUOTE (craiglock1 @ Jan 20 2009, 11:25 AM)
QUOTE (animal magik @ Jan 20 2009, 08:15 AM)
I take the phat from Craig's 'excretion' (real mature Craig >.<) bake it into a phat pie and eat it before anyone else can =D

I kill you with my ak, Cut you open, take the phat from ur body, throw u into a waste, use my 'magical' machine to turn the eaten phat pie into a phat again, and then use my magical machine to give my explorers ring unlim run recharges, then run around RuneScape forever more =]

I'd steal your explorers ring and get into a helicopter and Blow your guy up steal the phat and safely deposit it into my bank smile.gif

Posted by: blompty2 Jan 20 2009, 03:39 PM
i'd ride on a big cabage and kill you all. (somehow.) then take the phat and run away like a little girl :-D

Posted by: dflame58 Jan 20 2009, 04:04 PM
i will tele next to you. take the p hat. tele out. then nuke the rs servers irl smile.gif all of them

Posted by: animal magik Jan 20 2009, 05:48 PM
I heal myself and eat another pie for teh yum yums and then squash you with 1 gee pee and take the phat and give it to a lvl3 bot.

Posted by: Sick Mate 9 Jan 23 2009, 04:52 AM
that lvl 3 bot gets banned and all its bank drops at my p.o.h.

Posted by: matlew5 Jan 23 2009, 02:09 PM
i wear my leet thieving gear and rob your house and steal all your money and go to my POH and await any challengers in my dungeon... banana.gif emo-th_guns9.gif

Posted by: Kerkennah Jan 23 2009, 04:50 PM
I sneak in like a ninja, hit you with a dart and i take the phat and run away to my secret lair

Posted by: Lamb Bug Jan 23 2009, 05:16 PM
I nuke you and your dungeon, and take the phat from the ruins..

I hide in an underground bunker with one entrance, which I cover with my Heckler and Koch Submachine gun.

Posted by: craiglock1 Jan 23 2009, 05:51 PM
I blow up JaGeX, And all the pplz who play RS (Even you guys Fire.gif) except myself, Keep a private server for myself, and Just sit in the middle of lumbridge talking to cows as i now that rs is destroyed and every one who plays it is destroyed.

Posted by: Sick Mate 9 Jan 23 2009, 09:55 PM
then i go back in time once again and kick u in the nuts and steal the phat and head for the hills

Posted by: K Arthur90 Jan 23 2009, 10:08 PM
I use my Jedi Mind Trick to dominate your mind, so you give me ur phat.

Posted by: Kerkennah Jan 23 2009, 10:25 PM
I'm invisible and i have always been attached to you, so i quickly kill you and take the phat for my self

Posted by: wudupyo15 Jan 24 2009, 04:56 PM
I will take it from you...thats that and i'll destroy every phat on the game and get jagex to never make them by using my time machine cuz I'll tell them the consequenses of it smile.gif I win(but I'll keep 1 phat irl :] )

Posted by: K Arthur90 Jan 24 2009, 04:59 PM
I replace ur phat with a santa hat. You'll never notice.

Posted by: Josephgregg Jan 24 2009, 06:32 PM
I take the santa hat, use my high-high-high alchemy to transform it into 300 times its gold, go and buy one party hat, and run off to hide in the undiscovered Guthix gwd! biggrin.gif

Posted by: wudupyo15 Jan 25 2009, 02:27 PM
I'll just blow up rs and laugh while yall are still in it cuz I'll make my guy teleport into real life and yall all die while I have the phat smile.gif

Posted by: Josephgregg Jan 25 2009, 04:35 PM
Now that my RS character is dead, I (myself, irl) grab an Uzi and mow down Wudupyo's RS character, and Wudupyo himself. I grab the blue phat from Wudupyo's character's body, steal Jagex's coding and reconstruct RS, make a new character, and give my RS character the blue phat.

Posted by: Kerkennah Jan 25 2009, 04:51 PM
I laugh, because when you were coding rs i might it seem like you gave the phat to your character when you had really put it on my character, i go and sit next to a jagex mod

Posted by: matlew5 Jan 30 2009, 01:51 PM
the jagex mod is me in disguise and i use my uber uber pwnage bronze dagger and hits 99 i take the phat and hide in white wolf moundaint guarded by wolfs A.K.A. star, ice e.t.c.

Posted by: craiglock1 Jan 30 2009, 02:04 PM
I just eat all the wolfs, (Yum yum), blow you up, take the phat and stand there, waitng for an actuall challenge tongue.gif

Posted by: matlew5 Jan 31 2009, 01:17 AM
i fall out of an aeroplane and with my 1000 kilo wheight i crush you to the centre of the earth. i take the phat and bounce back out into taverly dungeon where the blk drags are my minions

Posted by: craiglock1 Jan 31 2009, 04:38 PM
I eat the Black Dragons (Nice, but a bit hot) Steal the phat, and just, well, just stand there owning my KBD Minions XD

Posted by: animal magik Feb 1 2009, 01:43 AM
I grab the phat and get eaten by a mutated KBD (KBD with 9 heads instead of 3 ohmy.gif)

Posted by: matlew5 Feb 1 2009, 01:47 AM
i pwn the mutant and accidently on purpose chop your head off as well i take the phat and are guarded by super hot pointy things

Posted by: animal magik Feb 1 2009, 01:50 AM
I respawn at cammy, run to wherever the hell you are, use stealth mode to get past your guard thingo's, steal the phat, then get eaten by a mutated king.gif red dragon with 7 heads.

Posted by: craiglock1 Feb 1 2009, 07:42 AM
I ask the dragon "Please may I come past? Oh, and could you please help me get the blue Party Hat of that noob inside there? Ill give you 1gp in return." So, the dragon sets you on fire, I grab the phat, give the dragon 1GP, and make my way to the GWD, where Zamorak, Saradomin and Guthix are waiting to protect me with their mages minions, and their lives!! Fire.gif

Posted by: craiglock1 Feb 1 2009, 07:43 AM
I ask the dragon "Please may I come past? Oh, and could you please help me get the blue Party Hat of that noob inside there? Ill give you 1gp in return." So, the dragon sets you on fire, I grab the phat, give the dragon 1GP, and make my way to the GWD, where Zamorak, Saradomin and Guthix are waiting to protect me with their mages minions, and their lives!! Fire.gif

Posted by: Hellbound487 Feb 8 2009, 09:03 AM
I telegrab the phat then i push a rock over the exit so your trapped lololololol.


Posted by: Kerkennah Feb 8 2009, 09:10 AM
When your not looking, I grapple across with my mith grapple and I grab the Phat.

Posted by: matlew5 Feb 8 2009, 01:31 PM
you didnt realise that you picked up me instead of your mith grapple and i sling you into some steaks (yum) and hide under da sea laugh.gif

Posted by: Dude12dragon Feb 13 2009, 08:12 PM
jester.gif I go under sea steal the phat and run to a portal which leads to the the real world which then i hide it and wear it and come back and detory the portal jester.gif

Posted by: matlew5 Feb 14 2009, 01:24 AM
i use my leet level 65 magic and create a new portal go in and lynch you. i take the phat, fly into the air and start singing " feeling Hot hot hot"

Posted by: 3monightmar3 Feb 14 2009, 01:47 AM
i see u, join u until the end of the song then graciously accept it as a bday present and go hide with my gf tongue.gif

Posted by: Teh p00n z0r Feb 14 2009, 03:44 AM
Verbaly Rap3 your Gf till she gives me the phat cus she stole the phat when you wernt looking and she gave it to me Then i run and hide in space

Posted by: blompty2 Feb 14 2009, 05:54 AM
i use a ufo and shoot ur spaceship away. i grab teh phat and hide it in gnomecopters coz no one goes there!

Posted by: Dude12dragon Feb 14 2009, 06:47 PM
I go to the gnomecopters sneak up behind you use my ownage skills and kill you run a way to tree somewhere in runescape!!! Fire.gif

Posted by: Josephgregg Feb 16 2009, 10:13 PM
I take my awesome dragon axe and chop down the tree, then go to a PvP world and chop your head off (woops, mistroke, my bad... laugh.gif ). I take the phat and teleport to Ape Atoll and hide in the middle of a hoard of the annoying gorillas that you can't walk through biggrin.gif

Posted by: craiglock1 Feb 17 2009, 07:19 AM
I summon the Gorillas as my minions, tell them 2 take teh fat, I eat it, and burn myself so noone can ever get it again! Topic Closed pl0x? JK

Posted by: Donovan Kays Feb 17 2009, 04:50 PM
I go back in time and grab the phat before you can eat it then make 100000 copies of it so you dont know which one it is =o

Posted by: 101laxkid2 Feb 17 2009, 08:53 PM
if there is 10000 copies, wouldn't each one sell for about the same?


*sells all the copies, buys a new phat, and trades it for the non copy one, then reveals the new one was just a hologram*

Yay! its my phat now!

*Hides under corporeal beast, and gets kalphite queen, kbd, spirit beast, all gw bosses, and a 1000 mithril drags to guard him* come and get me now!

Posted by: craiglock1 Feb 18 2009, 04:17 AM
Ok, I put on my Ghostly robes, sneak past them, take the phat when your not looking, and fly out of Runescape to Moparscape =]

Posted by: Dude12dragon Feb 21 2009, 01:56 AM
I use my all 99 skills on moparscape destory it and teleport back to runescape and dig a tunnel so far youll die if you hit the bottom with anything Fire.gif

Posted by: blompty2 Feb 21 2009, 11:32 AM
i steal the phat becuase you are uber-noob and i laug. then i eat kfc and run away

Posted by: Dude12dragon Feb 22 2009, 05:46 PM
I comeup to you slice you in half that the phat and the kfc and run to my mommy(lvl 2000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000)
which can own you in one hit Fire.gif

Posted by: the thief207 Feb 24 2009, 08:14 PM
I KILL U ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!AND TAKE THE PHAT AND RUN LIKE THE LITTLE BABY FIVEY IS jester.gif

Posted by: aaron pfft 9 Mar 5 2009, 08:17 PM
I come and kill you with my 1337 83 range and tehn i loot the phat guarded by loads of zamorakians and iraqians, and bring rs to real life

Posted by: Imso Hot Mar 6 2009, 02:47 AM
And then the iraqians kill you and i get the phat cause im their leader jester.gif

Posted by: aaron pfft 9 Mar 7 2009, 09:37 AM
I use ice barrage on all off your iraqians and kill you with dbow spec 40-43

grab the phat and make an underground lair

Posted by: Chuffa Mar 7 2009, 06:43 PM
Hunts aaron down, curb stomps him, and hides.

Posted by: iamcoool11 Mar 7 2009, 10:20 PM
sneaks up behind chuffa, take out my handgun and beat the back of his head with it. emo-th_guns9.gif then i shoot him o.O

Posted by: Imso Hot Mar 8 2009, 04:05 AM
I hired another 10k iraqians to hunt you down and they will eat you while they gimme the phat

Posted by: animal magik Mar 8 2009, 04:39 AM
I throw a banana creme pie at you and steal the phat while you're still pie'd and put it on Star's head while he sleeps.

Posted by: Runeter2 Mar 8 2009, 05:11 AM
I carefully go to Star when he sleeps, nab the party hat and disappear.

Posted by: Imso Hot Mar 8 2009, 06:17 AM
I use the tracker i have on the phat and hunt you down with it banana.gif

Then i farcast you till you die and drop the phat

Posted by: aaron pfft 9 Mar 8 2009, 08:32 AM
I hunt you down by the smell off your staff and i chuck 2 knifes at you 1 hits your head another hits your balls and you drop down dead i take phat and give it to soulja boy

Posted by: Ritalin11 Mar 8 2009, 12:00 PM
Shoots soulja in the back of the head, him dead before he hits the ground. Takes phat and surrounds self in area 51 in a halo 3 bubble shield, 50 ft thick concrete, impervious to rangers, mages, and warriors, is guarded with 50,000 USA and Israel troops and has a bomb on the phat.

Posted by: Imso Hot Mar 8 2009, 12:01 PM
Asks nicely and Ritalin gives me the phat king.gif

Posted by: Kerkennah Mar 8 2009, 09:28 PM
QUOTE (Imso Hot @ Mar 8 2009, 01:01 PM)
Asks nicely and Ritalin gives me the phat king.gif

hits imso with a dragon claw, he drops dead and i take the phat and walk away like nothing had happened

Posted by: craiglock1 Mar 8 2009, 09:37 PM
Breaks kerks neak, eats phat and flys away to mars :/

Posted by: Imso Hot Mar 9 2009, 05:12 AM
Eats Craig so i have the phat laugh.gif

Posted by: Smaugftw Mar 15 2009, 08:38 PM
read em and weep!!!! emo-th_guns9.gif

Posted by: Kerkennah Mar 16 2009, 02:48 AM
I shoot you with a shot gun, walk down take it and run away.

Posted by: Imso Hot Mar 16 2009, 03:24 AM
Sneaks behind your back when you stop to look at the phat and steals it

Posted by: Kerkennah Mar 16 2009, 08:32 AM
I run after you, and I grab it and I keep running.

Posted by: Sick Mate 9 Mar 21 2009, 04:51 AM
QUOTE (Imso Hot @ Mar 8 2009, 12:01 PM)
Asks nicely and Ritalin gives me the phat king.gif

(haha good effort)

i put out my leg and trip you. and while your down on the ground i steal it and hover away so i cant be tripped

Posted by: Craig Mar 27 2009, 04:42 PM
I blow off your head, and take the phat. I then die and respawn in the middle of nowhere.

Posted by: lordblack656 Mar 27 2009, 05:02 PM
u lost the p hat when u died so i picked it up from your grave =P dun nuh nuh nuh cant touch this dun nuh nuh nuh

Posted by: animal magik Apr 15 2009, 04:17 AM
I swap it with an apple and you start eating the apple while I casually walk away and put it inside a kbd egg.

Posted by: Dylan Apr 15 2009, 07:14 AM
**you didnt take the phat.

mission failed.**

ARH FK

Posted by: Sick Mate 9 Apr 23 2009, 05:49 AM
randomly find a phat on ground with a note that says: "dear mr animal magik, this phat smells funny" so i laugh, steal it, and sleep for ever till the next guy steals it. tongue.gif

Posted by: lordblack656 Apr 23 2009, 07:30 AM
*next guy comes and steals is* replaces p hat with skunk rofl u wake up and are now a true homeless person =)

Posted by: Sick Mate 9 May 16 2009, 11:40 PM
thinks for a second, scratches head, thinks some more, then goes "wtf wheres my phat? and why do i smell like skunk?"
and finally remembers thats lord stole my phat and goes and steals it back and then i just stand in one place thinking where i could hide it

Posted by: Kerkennah May 21 2009, 10:22 PM
I wear my jet pack, fly by and grab the phat, and I keep flying till I get to my secret headquarters.

Posted by: Lord Jun 7 2009, 08:04 PM
shoots jet pack and watches u fly uncontrollably whilst i grab p hate out of air ftw! -P then puts p hat down pants so noone dares getting lol














just kidding, but i put the p hat in a 4 foot hole (its a fake) real 1 is on my head -P ninja.gif

Posted by: animal magik Jun 7 2009, 11:10 PM
Eats Lord's ears and run away with the phat in my pants.

Posted by: unoobson Jun 10 2009, 07:01 PM
trys to take party hat, but in mind think ewwww grosss, but any ways take it, and hides it some where, where you guys will never find out, i give you guys a small hint, its somewhere in ruenscape.
and also i give you one mreo hint its on me in world 2, at 23 wilderness. blush.gif

Posted by: Gameguy535 Jun 11 2009, 06:40 PM
circle beats unoobson takes it waiting for someone to take it from me

Posted by: Kerkennah Jul 7 2009, 12:58 AM
I jump into the scene and knock you out with my blackjack. I take the party hat and make a run for into the wilderness.

Posted by: Gameguy535 Jul 7 2009, 01:33 PM
i snipe u with my awesome range (55 lol) and take it and run into farther into the wilderness then drop it cuz i dont wanna get hurt

Posted by: Lord Jul 9 2009, 12:07 PM
1 day i find myself exloring the wild, wistling to myself i see a shiny hat on the ground, hm i wonder what it could be,,, omg its the wonderous phat! yay me =P , so i then just keep walking with hat on my head wub.gif

Posted by: Gameguy535 Jul 9 2009, 12:16 PM
i send a birdy after u if takes it and i have the phat now muahah

Posted by: Tomas_Speed Jul 10 2009, 02:56 AM
I manage to use my awesome thieving skills (70) to steal it from game... only after 3 tries must i had.

And currently im partying with party pete at falador party hall while improving my dancing skill.

Accepting stake challanges for the ones who dare to duel me in a dancing contest

biggrin.gif


Posted by: animal magik Jul 10 2009, 06:53 AM
QUOTE (Tomas_Speed @ Jul 10 2009, 02:56 AM)
I manage to use my awesome thieving skills (70) to steal it from game... only after 3 tries must i had.

And currently im partying with party pete at falador party hall while improving my dancing skill.

Accepting stake challanges for the ones who dare to duel me in a dancing contest

biggrin.gif

I use my awesomer thieving skills (82) to thieve it and feed it to a pig. Now if you take it you get swine flu. biggrin.gif

Posted by: Tomas_Speed Jul 10 2009, 09:25 AM
QUOTE
I use my awesomer thieving skills (82) to thieve it and feed it to a pig. Now if you take it you get  biggrin.gif 


I drink a dose of hyper anti poison and manage to kill the pig without getting the flu.

I use my agility level (70) to out run animal and manage to hide the phat somewhere in the wildness.

Posted by: Gameguy535 Jul 19 2009, 01:02 AM
i find it at the greater demons and sell it hahahahahahah

Posted by: Puranox Jul 31 2009, 06:39 AM
You sold it to me for a fake Divine Spirit Shield.

I run away and hide it inside the Corporeal Beast.

Posted by: Tomas_Speed Jul 31 2009, 07:08 AM
I ask for Icewolfs help and his cc and manage to retrive it, just to lose it at the fights caves while i was in a battle with Jad.

Posted by: Gameguy535 Jul 31 2009, 01:07 PM
even though im f2p i hack into jagex and make myself member and go to the fight caves and get it then tear it in half

Posted by: Tom Aug 11 2009, 07:10 AM
I find it and glue it happy.gif


Posted by: coolmageİ Aug 11 2009, 08:15 AM
I use telekentic grab to snatch it while your letting the glue dry and I go to the beach and bury it in the sand

Posted by: Gameguy535 Aug 18 2009, 01:22 AM
while im playing cod waw i go in a special glitch at cliffside and fall off this glitch but i manage to survive and burn the sand with the m2 flamethrower amd the p hat burns into flames

Posted by: Jss Aug 18 2009, 06:40 AM
Jss couldnt find it so he just gives up and couldnt care less until somebody tells him how much EXACTLY its worth and throws his comp away stupid_computer.gif

Posted by: Gameguy535 Aug 22 2009, 06:05 PM
Tells jss how much its worth

Posted by: Jss Aug 27 2009, 06:28 PM
Jss realizes how much its worth then Jss yells at him for burning it in cod waw and next time if hes gonna do sumthing like that again u should do it in cod4 modern warfare angry.gif Jss decides not to get the phat until somebody else takes it 1st because he doesnt want it after game touches it tongue.gif

Posted by: Gameguy535 Aug 27 2009, 11:06 PM
*goes in a corner starts crying* cry.png

Posted by: Banana Sep 15 2009, 09:51 PM
*Finds pile of ashes on the ground and using his pwnage magic skills, Banana makes it once again a PHat*

(I have the need to tell you my magic is only like, level 38)

Then runs around varrock wearing it screaming "HI HO SILVER! AND AWAY!" (toyhorse ftw)

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