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Title: Pickup lines LMAO!
Description: best and the worst...


Star - July 24, 2008 02:08 AM (GMT)
ok so i thought i'd make another topic for the clan it should be kinda fun to see what everyone can think of.......
RULES:
try to keep it pg 13
try to keep the swearing down i know what the language rule was so if you can put in another word for it please do so

Ill start us off with a nerdy one

Will you be my science partner, i wanna unzip your genes

Wurrier5 - July 24, 2008 02:18 AM (GMT)
hmm...theres something wrong with my phone....your number's not in it

Coolmage - July 24, 2008 02:47 AM (GMT)
I lost my phone number, can I get yours?

prankitzu - July 24, 2008 05:43 AM (GMT)
Lol i told this one to my gf and she nearly kicked me in th balls (btw we were already dating when i told her the line)

My love for you is like diahrrea, I cant hold it in.

magik man262 - July 24, 2008 08:09 AM (GMT)
i got a few ;)

do you like maths ?
lets add a bed
minus clothes
divide your legs
and hope we dont multiply


excuse me , but wat time do your legs open ?


do you believe in love at first sight or shall i walk past you again

Conor0999 - July 24, 2008 01:41 PM (GMT)
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

I wana bag you like some groceries (PG 13ish)

ancients own man - July 24, 2008 02:35 PM (GMT)
cant make a whole without a hole, giggity giggity giggity.

Coolmage - July 24, 2008 04:33 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (magik man262 @ Jul 24 2008, 03:09 AM)
i got a few ;)

do you like maths ?
lets add a bed
minus clothes
divide your legs
and hope we dont multiply
Come on Everyone uses that one

excuse me , but wat time do your legs open ?
You would get smacked so hard

do you believe in love at first sight or shall i walk past you again
I like that one :)

my comments in red

Star - July 24, 2008 05:21 PM (GMT)
here are a couple more :D

you are the H 2 my O

Baby, i ain't no flinstone, but i can make ur bedrock

Don't worry babe, i work at subway so this footlong is free


magik man262 - July 24, 2008 05:55 PM (GMT)
lmao at the subway one !!!!

did it hurt on your drop from heaven ?

grab your coat babe , youve pulled ;)

how much does a polar bear weigh ? * girl replies i dont know * well neither do i but its enough to break the ice ;)



Necroswordia - July 27, 2008 02:07 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (prankitzu @ Jul 24 2008, 12:43 AM)
Lol i told this one to my gf and she nearly kicked me in th balls (btw we were already dating when i told her the line)

My love for you is like diahrrea, I cant hold it in.

LMAO!!!!!!




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