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Title: Joke Thread :D


darkwiz665 - May 14, 2009 12:10 AM (GMT)
Post jokes!
A lot of people said when Obama is president pigs will fly but swine flu.

Donovan Kays - May 14, 2009 12:39 AM (GMT)
lmao thats a good one

i heard this one in the cc one time:

your mom has enough chins for 99 range

Josephgregg - May 14, 2009 12:44 AM (GMT)
Lol, nice wordplay. :)

What do you call a guy who's floating in the ocean? Bob.

What do you call a guy stuffed in a wall? Phil.

What do you call a guy hanging on a wall? Art.

lordblack656 - May 15, 2009 01:20 AM (GMT)
lol yeah those are pretty good, i had this posted a while ago, a joke thread anyway, didnt turn out too well, so i wish you luck with yours. :wub:

Dylan - May 15, 2009 06:17 AM (GMT)
Two guys where sitting on a train. The first guy said to the other, "I really need to take a sh*t. The second guy said, "can you hold on 15 minutes till the next station?" 'I'll try," said the first guy.
So they were about a minute from the station, and the first guy complained again, "i really need to sh*t!" so the second guy replied, "if its that bad just pull your pants down and sh*t out the window"
So the first guy did what he said and stuck his *ss out of the window. His sh*t was half way out when they where just about to stop at the station. One of the guys saw him and shouted, "hey you! the bald guy with the cigar in his mouth, stick your head back in the window!"

emad - May 17, 2009 04:48 PM (GMT)
IF YOU ARE BLACK OR GET OFFENED EASILY THEN DON'T READ THIS

Q: A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The cop!
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.
Q: How can you tell a black person is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: What travels at 200km's a hour?
A: A black man hearing a dollar drop to the ground.
Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man?
A: Put it in a book.
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the street and a dead black guy in the street?
A: There's swerve marks in front of the dog

NOTE I AM NOT RACIST KTHXBAI




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