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Title: Jokes
Description: what do u have in general?

lordblack656 - April 3, 2009 01:35 AM (GMT)
i like joking around, knock knock jokes and everything, including yo mama jokes, those are pretty funny too.
i dont have any jokes right now, but when i think of 1 ill post it, so tell me all the jokes u got, mama jokes, any kind of jokes u can think of tell me! so i can be a riot at school =P

Mudball99 - April 3, 2009 02:06 AM (GMT)
Well, i know alot, but i cant exactly share them here :P

K Arthur90 - April 3, 2009 09:12 PM (GMT)
For starters theres the ones from Varrock's Western Bank:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo who?
There's no need to cry!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Yah who?
Why are you cheering?

lordblack656 - April 3, 2009 09:37 PM (GMT)
lolive heard the boo hoo 1 but not the cheating 1

okok herres one
why do cheerleaders get A's in school? cuz they say "gimme an A" lol its better if u hear it in person, and yeah ive got some jokes that i cant say on the forums either, they're a little perverted lol, or racsist

animal magik - April 12, 2009 10:23 AM (GMT)
Your mum's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

Your mum's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please".

Your mum's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?
- Matt

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"

Did you hear about the new French tank?
Yeah, It has 14 gears. 13 go in reverse, and one goes foreward incase the enemy attacks from behind.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud
Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles
Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michael Jackson.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out; 20 minutes later the blonde reaches the end and gets out. The judge says, "The gold medal goes to the brunette, the silver medal goes to the redhead, and the bronze goes to the blonde". The blonde says, "I don't want to be a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their arms."

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