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Title: Banana's Formal Introduction of Uberness
Description: My Intro + Merger Backstory


Banana_Pure9 - March 30, 2009 10:26 PM (GMT)
Hello Ancent Legion.
I, Banana, am here to introduce myself.
*clears throat*
My name is Jon, but just call me Banana - it can be tricky to distinguish between usernames and real names.
At the moment of this posting I am 14 years old, and I was born New Years Day (Jan.1st)
I am your common emo/goth/random/mature/insecure runescape dork.
I have played runescape scince the summer of '05, with maybe 3 different accounts.
lvl 113- (banned)
lvl 90-something (hacked..Twall, and then some numbers)
lvl 50-sashomeru87 (being used by friend, kinda empty)
lvl 73 & counting - Banana_Pure9 (LAST ACC!)

I've made my fare share through accounts, eh? those arent even counting the ones i shaed with my good friend purplecoat1 (formerly middle_man18)

So, Ihope to have a great time here!
Now, for a long background story on the merger I pwned:


If you've heard of the Merger that had recently tooken place, you're looking at the accomplice to Lamb&Golden.
My clan wasn't going as well as I'd hoped, and, after a few months of trying to turn things around, I was about ready to give up.
strangely enough, this idea was sparked by a commercial, that mentioned the words merger.

Around the time, I was sitting on the couch, waiting for my girlfriend to call (I wont go into details, but it was a great day), and I saw this commercial. I can't even remember what it was about, but it was a company merger. and I thought "That's it, I'll crawl to some bigger, better clan"

Mind you, I had been speaking with Lamb, and we planned on getting a small opts war together for some fun training. I knew alot about AL already, as I thought about joining it back in december, before I actually made Slaughter Squad.

I immediatley sent Lamb a propsal, and went to their CC, where good ol' Chuffy (Chuffa, for those of you who do not know his 1,000,000 possible nicknames)
helped me out. A couple hours later, I was thrilled to know that my clan would become a part of AL (thanks to Lamb, Golden and Chuffa)

P.S. That story that K Arthur made up? Yeah, never happened. should've though, that would have been awesome. Arth, you shooulda mentioned it sooner. XD


dflame58 - March 30, 2009 10:32 PM (GMT)
nice to meet you.

I hope that you have fun here and that the merge works well. I've done clan / guild merges in other games and they went fine so we should be alright :)

starwolf_ftw - March 30, 2009 10:38 PM (GMT)
Nice of you to consider AL to be the clan to merge with. I hope you have a great time here and make alot more friends.

K Arthur90 - March 30, 2009 10:39 PM (GMT)
See? Everyone likes my stories! I should send them to Tip.It's Times! :P
Welcome, Banana (Nana, Bana, Banny, Nan, Pure, Banapure, or whatever other nick you might get known as ^_^)!

AL will now be unbeatable!

Craig - March 30, 2009 10:57 PM (GMT)
Arthur, we was anyways :D


Welcome, nan! Nickname courtesy of arthur lol.

I think ima just call you banana :D

REPHRASE:

Welcome, Banana!




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