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Title: Joke!
Description: Black comedy. You've been warned.

K Arthur90 - March 11, 2009 01:03 AM (GMT)
It's just only one. If people enjoy it, I'll move this to Forum Games.

This is the automated response system when you call a Psiquiatric House (A.K.A. Pej. Nut-House)

If you are suffer from compulsive obsession, press repeatedly key 1;

If you are dependant, ask someone to press key 2;

If you suffer from multiple personalities, press kets 3 and 6, or 5 and 7 or 3 and 7.

If you are paranoid, hold on. We are tracking you call and we'll locate you shortly. Don't worry. One of our highly trained agents will be there to take care of you.

If you suffer from chronic indecision, leave a short message after the beep, or before the beep, or during the beep. If you don't want to wait for the beep, decide yourself when to leave a message.

If you have short-time memory loss, press key 8.

If you have short-time memory loss, press key 8.

If you have short-time memory loss, press key 8.

If you have short-time memory loss, press key 8.

If you suffer from allucinations, press key 9, and your call will be transferred to the Pink Elephant Department.

If you suffer from delirium tremens, look closely to your legs as pink lizards will appear out of them and tell you what to do.

If you are schizofrenic, listen carefully for a quiet voice will tell you what to do.

If you suffer from depression, do whatever you want. No one here really cares for you.

If you suffer from amnesia, say your full name, your mother's maiden name, your ID, your SSN, your Postal Code and what you ate yesterday.

If you are stressed, press and hold key 0 until someone here remembers getting your call.

If you have low self esteem, hang the phone, because all our employees are busy solving problems more important than yours.

Ritalin11 - March 11, 2009 03:40 AM (GMT)
Lmao nice joke

dflame58 - March 11, 2009 04:17 AM (GMT)
epic lol

craiglock1 - March 11, 2009 07:10 PM (GMT)
Don't get it... :(

blompty2 - March 11, 2009 07:17 PM (GMT)
Its one of those jokes that you dont laugh at but you smile.. :)

animal magik - March 14, 2009 12:23 PM (GMT)
Lol... :P

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