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Title: The God Wars
Description: dedicated to Starwolf

Aliath - December 30, 2008 03:18 AM (GMT)
Teh God Warz
riten by aliath

at first there was zaros that controled runescape but he was betrayeed by zamorak and zamorak made a mega-huge army and runescape was in bad state cuz of that

Zaros: ahaa! Im the king of runescape!

Zamorak: no! I betrayed you and now I can kill u!!!!1!

Zaros: *gasps* no you cannot!

zamorak and his soldiers: yes we can! muhaha! ha! hA!

Zaros: i will fight to the death cuz i dont wanna die and this is my kingdom so i will kill u now!

Zamorak took his sword and fighted zaros until zaros died cuz he was hurt by zamoraks sword and zaros was mad cuz he got defeated by zamorak and he was betrayed by him to and that was bad. zamorak took his soldiers and made more soldiers then runescape was his but it was almost dead cuz of all teh destruction and stuff that zamorak was making and chaos. but then gutix awoke from hs big sleep and started telling teh godz to stop fighting cuz it was bad and making chaos in runescape and stuff.

Guthix: *snores* uh? heh you wake me up from my big sleep!

Zamorak: aaah! he is awake!

gutix: stop fighting now please or else i get mad! AAAAAAAGAGHHAA!!! *screams like angry*

then the gods like saradomin started to stop fighting and runescape was at peace but the gods still survived and let the humans pray and stuff. some peoples say that it was sarodomin that won the god wars but it wasnt it was guthix it wasnt even zamorak!!!

starwolf_ftw - December 30, 2008 03:20 AM (GMT)
one word : HILARIOUS! :P :lol:

Hellbound487 - December 30, 2008 03:22 AM (GMT)
i want that kind of writing talent...

Speedslayer2 - December 30, 2008 03:28 AM (GMT)
Lmao? :lol: :lol:

zoro894 - December 30, 2008 03:31 AM (GMT)
lol a parody of the god wars :P

3monightmar3 - December 30, 2008 04:23 AM (GMT)

Aliath - December 30, 2008 04:30 AM (GMT)
Yeah, I originally posted this in the "RuneScape Stories" section of Sal's Forums. The story was intended to mock the lame attempts other authors were making. I pretty much exagerated the common mistakes they've made; such as the run on sentences, horrible grammar, punctuation and the over-used God Wars theme.

3monightmar3 - December 30, 2008 04:46 AM (GMT)
lol nice! :lol:

animal magik - January 22, 2009 06:06 AM (GMT)
Skills. =D

Techy - January 22, 2009 12:06 PM (GMT)
Nice....but totally wrong. :P

Zamorak never had a sword. He stole the Staff of Armadyl since the only way to defeat Zaros was with a god-strength weapon. When Zamorak and his followers attack Zaros' castle, Zammy put the staff through Zaros. However, part of the staff also penetrated Zamorak, thus transfering some of Zaros' god power to zammy. *nods*

starwolf_ftw - January 22, 2009 03:24 PM (GMT)
Aliath already did a great job telling us this story. Please don't disrupt what is already good :P

Kevinsaurus - January 22, 2009 06:01 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (3monightmar3 @ Dec 29 2008, 11:23 PM)

LMAO i luv that lol


I LUV It ali...mainly cuz it have my zammy boy in it not rlly its pretty good ;)

Josephgregg - January 25, 2009 12:42 AM (GMT)
Guthix ftw!!!!11!!!1 Nice exaggeration of the run-on's etc. :P

Aliath - January 27, 2009 05:17 PM (GMT)
Yeah, I love this story.

One of my best work.

Teh p00n z0r - January 27, 2009 11:05 PM (GMT)
Omfg zammy didnt win? Zammorak always wins!

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