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Title: teh joke game :D

death - September 24, 2008 09:11 PM (GMT)
the title kinda says it all but here it iz anyways

you just say a joke and try to beet the person above you

(please don't take this seriously and get into a big fight)

(also this seems kinda pointless i just want to see if it sticks)

ok so....

yo momma's so fat you need to take a train and two bus's just to get on her good side :o

Necroswordia - September 24, 2008 09:19 PM (GMT)

yo mommas so fat, she sits next to EVERYBODY at the movies :lol:

death - September 24, 2008 09:28 PM (GMT)
oh yea well :o ummmmm aaaaahhh

yo mommas so fat she puts on a yellow rain coat and everyone starts yellin "taxi"

hehe :D

Xmaster - September 24, 2008 11:57 PM (GMT)
well welll well ur ur

yo mama so ugly that shes super ugly o.o

Necroswordia - September 25, 2008 12:09 AM (GMT)
oh yeah, heres the best one ever:

Your momma was so fat as a kid, she had to get baptized at Marine land :lol:

Jack - September 25, 2008 02:42 AM (GMT)
Your mom and dad are so dumb, They had you.

death - September 25, 2008 04:01 PM (GMT)
wellll :ppppp yo mommas so ugle she looked at a bucket and the bucket ran away :[)

Necroswordia - September 25, 2008 07:02 PM (GMT)
yo momma so fat, whenever she goes in front of the TV, I miss 5 episodes of the Oprah Whinfrey show

death - September 25, 2008 07:56 PM (GMT)
yo mommas so fat your dad has to slap her leg and ride the wave up to kiss her :P

FiveBrain - September 25, 2008 09:03 PM (GMT)
OOOO good one, but can it beat this

Your momma's so fat that when she joined the army they used her as a bomb :P

Over Power5 - September 25, 2008 10:44 PM (GMT)
your mommy so fat she went budgie jumping off a bridge and the bridge collapsed. :blink:

Coldsteelx - September 26, 2008 03:10 PM (GMT)

Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone :P

death - September 26, 2008 04:11 PM (GMT)
oh yea.....well

yo mommas so stupid that she tried to hang herself with toilet roll :P

coolmageİ - September 26, 2008 10:12 PM (GMT)
Uber off topic but, did anyone here about the girl who tried to hang herself but the pipe she tied the string to broke and she fell and the pipe came down and knocked her out :lol:

death - September 27, 2008 02:18 PM (GMT)

that would have been kinda stupid but also funny but also sad XD :) :(

FiveBrain - September 27, 2008 02:23 PM (GMT)
OOOOOO just thought of another two!!!!

Your momma's so ugly SHE killed the dinosaurs

Your mooma's so ugly she looked in a mirror and her reflection ran away.


Xmaster - September 27, 2008 10:59 PM (GMT)
oh yea well

ur mama so ugly when she looks at a mirror it breaks and gives her 7 years of bad luck which she will dread because of the bad luck and hide in a closet where she wimpers and goes into the beetle postion and die a slow painful death. lol


yo mama so fat when she goes on an airplane the airplane cant fly


3monightmar3 - September 30, 2008 06:56 AM (GMT)
yo mammas so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie!

ImApItChEr - October 1, 2008 10:49 PM (GMT)
Yo mammas so stupid she doesnt like chicken (which is not possible) :blink:

rsw armoury - October 1, 2008 10:52 PM (GMT)
yo mamma's so fat, when she steps on the scale, it says: "one at a time please"

3monightmar3 - October 2, 2008 05:47 AM (GMT)
your mammas so stupid she thought tupac shakur was a jewish holiday!

Kevinsaurus - October 7, 2008 12:41 AM (GMT)
i'm horrible at making jokes lol... i dunno here's a random one that suddenly came into my mind, prolly sucks though >.<:

your mommas so retarted that every time some1 called out 'retard' she turned around and looked...

3monightmar3 - October 8, 2008 10:37 AM (GMT)
yo mama's so fat she uses hula hoops to keep her socks up!

mua ha ha ha ha

and dont be so hard on urself kev, that wasnt pretty good for a spur of the moment thing ;)

dslayer - October 11, 2008 05:53 AM (GMT)
Your momma is so fat, that she can't fit into the ongoing universe!

Your momma is so fat, that when she stepped onto the scales, it said "to be continued"!

Your momma is so dumb, that she fell up! :o :jester:

3monightmar3 - October 11, 2008 06:37 AM (GMT)
your mammas so fat that ur dad gets lost whenever she gives him a hug...

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