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 Ricardo Armando Patiño Aroca, foreign minister of a variant of la Republica de Ecuador that perhaps no longer existed, lit a handrolled cigarette made from his beloved Tscahila tobacco.  In the opulent hotel room which had been provided to him by Brazilian officials, he stared through its plate glass windows at the nebulous skyline of Brasilia. Aroca tactfully caressed the fine sillk bathrobe that had been waiting for him in one of the suite's two bathroooms. The Chilean officials had discoverd Aroca in a wretched state. He had slept beside a public payphone, like the most destitute of paupers. A few hours later he possessed the field of vision of the mighty South American harpy eagle. The foreign minister - "foreign minister of what exactly?", he thought - studied the acutely structured hauptstadt produced at the hand of the chimerical architect Costa over a half century prior. Whilst waiting for the Chilean authorities in Villa Allemana, he had drunk the last few mickeys of schnapps he had in his pockets and fallen asleep in the gutter. Of course, he had told the Chilean officlals that he only had an irrelevant number of pesos - he did not disclose the existence of the schnapps. And now, when he was hungover, as was the normal case, the grim and despondent Aroca emerged. "My homeland....I be distanced from your throbbing and animate breast.....from your vitalistic milk." A tear crystallized and his cilliary muscle twitched. "Oh Ecuador, your pain is inscribed on my neocortex...what they told me, my colleagues on the speak phone device....their voices.....a form of terror, yes? a form of the most profound anxiety, yes."  "Why be I here? What may I accomplish? All my inane positive informality, trying to touch the heart of every man, and to be open to every man...my clownish ways...they do not think I possess the minimal intelligence for self-reflection, they do not think I see the weakness of my own populism?....I am not only a joker, a clown-man as they all suggest...I can be self-critical, oh indeed! Yet I am a foolish and stupid man, with no sense of the world. For all my words and all my thoughts I only see a landscape of the most eldritch of miseries." Aroca watched an obese woman shamble into a waiting taxi on the street below. "Yet despite my imbicility I must be here for my people, I must attend the meeting....."  Aroca looked around his expansive room and saw a bottle of caiprinha. He opened it and took a drink, rolling a new cigarette.  "No, fuck the meeting tomorrow" he thought, "I am too weak a man. Let me go to the nearest gay bar and dance the night away and forget. Let me fall into the vices of Bacchus and omit the pain of my countrymen who live in the zone of interno. I do not want to look at the zone of inferno. Its light is exquisite. It makes men turn to stone like the Gorgon's head. It is a light whose speed is immeasurable, not even by the equations of the modern cosmologuesssssssss. I cannot bear its light.......Something terrible is coming." Aroca left his suite.
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| Chile (Historian) |
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 "He...What!?" Shouted President Pinera in his hotel room. The intelligence officer simply sighed at that response. "Sir, we're not entitled..." "Fuck that. He ran off to a twink bar with a bottle of booze and you can't even tail him? Shit, seriously? I need to cut some damn funding if stuff like this happens. Maybe I can give the navy a shiny new LHD just to piss off the other parties. I mean, you do understand the folks treat me like an idiot and a doom-causing charm of instant bad luck? DO YOU?" The intelligence officer, a Gendarme in civilian clothes charged with ensuring Ricardo Aroca's security, had in truth been too revulsed to enter the bar: not that he'd say that while getting such a thrashing. The President slammed his head into the desk. A slight drop of blood was left there. "Head back to your suite, and try and find him in the morning. If he ends up dead or heavily injured that's your job. You understand that?" "Si, Presidente." "Get the hell out." The door was the quietest shut he'd heard in a damned long time. A bottle of fine French wine was already out, filling a glass and heading down Pinera's gullet. This was ridiculous. The next morning, he got in the car, head bruise and hangover and all, and arrived at the Palácio do Planalto to meet with the rest of UNASUR.
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| Ecuador (Klaus Strasser) |
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Junior Sergeant
  
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"An everlasting piece of art A beating love within my heart We’re going up-up-up-up-up-up-up..........."  Ricardo Armando Patiño Aroca sang and danced on the early morning streets of Brasilia. The bottle of cheap cachaça contained enough liquid for one last significant schlook. The quasi-moonshine went directly to his brainstem. "Euphoria!"  It had been Eurovision night at the gay bar. This was the environment Aroca needed. ABBA, Lena, Sestre as the soundtrack to a coterie without prejudice. If only Aroca could transfer the fellowship of the gay community to the political framework. In fact, this was what he had tried to accomplish throughout his career. But the Machiavellieanism had crushed him, and the remainder was a broken and pathetic man. "Why despair? Expunge those thoughts from your head. Look at this evening and what you witnessed - a brotherhood of men. The precedent exists for a radical break."  Aroca was dynamized by this thought. The ecstasy-cocaine-viagra cocktail radicalized it. "NO, DESPAIR! BACK DOWN NOW!" Aroca screamed at the rising sun. "THE GREAT YES! OH, listen to me world, for I declare: I will go to the meeting, I will remain true to my principles. I will remain true to the ideals of my youth - to realize the unity of man. I have seen with my own humble eyes that it is empirically possible." Aroca entered the hotel where he was staying with a beatific vigour that his half-century old body had not felt in years.
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| Ecuador (Klaus Strasser) |
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  Dr. Pepe Maria Dominguez had received the confirmation during the flight from La Habana to Brasilia. Even if the Brazilians organizing the UNASUR summit were not to permit his presence at the physical meeting, Dominguez was certain that he would be of service. Hence his decision to depart for the capitol. On the condition of him not being allowed to present a formal speech, Dominguez could nevertheless brief whatever official representatives of Ecuador were authorised to speak on the state of affairs. Diplomats were fools, Dominguez, knew. They were empty-headed marionettes, farce producers. But this made them amenable to performing mimetic iterations of the text of a superior mind.  Yet he would not have to prepare a text for some diplomat to read in the latter's impotent and sterile tone. Dr. Dominguez would be able to speak himself. And if the corollaries of his oration were to rip the earth in two, so be it. Despite his hostility to the diplomatic appendage, Dominguez nevertheless held a certain regard for Beatriz Helena Andraus Cury, the Ecuadorian ambassador to Brazil. Madame Cury had managed to establish with the Brazliian organizers the possibility of a Dominguez discourse, his first in the arena of the purely political. Beatriz knew how to manipulate, although she was an old wench now. When they were lovers many years ago, this was, for him, one of her redeeming qualities. He did not respect her intellect, but did appreciate her circumspect femininity. Dr. Dominguez made a toasting gesture in the airport tavern, as he awaited for his ride to the summit.  "the ancient milkmaid did it, by god! despite her sagging physical corpus, she still possesses some of la charme. By the axe of Pacha Camac, hail to the old whore!" Dominguez's laughs were interrupted by the ring of his cell phone, which emanated from somewhere within the caverns of his 10,000 American dollar Hugo Boss casual pants. It was Beatriz. "QUE? those uniformed neanderthals....those robotic untermenschen...they have announced..............?"  If he was younger, the phone would not have fallen from his hand at that moment. But the activity of the last few days - from the intense conversation of academic conferences to television interviews to the interlocution with the diplomatic machine - had left the aged Dr. Dominguez as drained as Beatriz's once opulent breasts. From the floor of the airport tavern, the phone spoke. "Oh, and Pepe, you simply must come to see my lover Enrique P.'s new fresco exhibition at La Galleria Aragon! It is of the most perfect sublimity!"  FRESCO 1398 BY ENRIQUE P.
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| Ecuador (Klaus Strasser) |
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 A narcotized Ricardo Armando Patiño Aroca sensed a hesitation in the Pal�cio de Planalto, not unnatural to the diplomatic species. It was his obligation to penetrate the anxiety.  The ecstasy-cocaine-viagra cocktail he ingested in the gay bar was still active in his body. The psychoactive effects of the cocktail captures dopamine in the synapse. This produces what street hooligans call "the high." The game of dopamine ensnaring engenders the sentiment of a rhapsodic hegemony over the ontological realm. But of course, the effects are finite. The passage into anxiety follows after the organs have been narcotically exhausted. Aroca oscillated between these two zones as he addressed his peers.  "Hello men! I be Ricardo Armando Patiño Aroca, foreign minister of la Republica del Ecuadorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! It has often been said that in public speaking one should begin with a joke. Nothing wrong with cutting the tension with the dance of the clown, is there?  A jew goes to the synagogue and says to the Rabbi, "something terrible has happened Rabbi". "What has happened?" asks the rabbi "My son has decided to become a Christian." "Oh that is terrible", answered the rabbi. The rabbi continued: "Listen, I will talk to God this evening and come back to me tomorrow, and I will have advice for you then." "Of course then, see you tomorrow." The jew returns to the synagogue the next day. "Well Rabbi, what did God say?" "It is a diffcult situation" answered the rabbi. "God cannot help you, since he is having the same problem with his son."  Isn't that adorable gentlemen? Now let's hit the hot topics. La Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrepublica del Ecuador lies in the ghetto of broken dreams. Before this meeting be called, and after it was called, and before it was finalized, or before it is realized where we are here now, between this time, we now know that the military has removed President Correa - my president - from the powers for reasons they claim to be the violation of Ecuadorian sovereignty.  Let's play that game - that impotent game, if you will - of speculation. Am I even allowed to speak before you now, as a representative of la Republica del Ecuador? Does it follow within the legal remit of the laws of the national and the international? Am I a de facto in charge, whilst I am de jure castrated? Or both? Or vice versa? Do I have the right gentlemen, to speak here before you, since La Republica del Ecuador has now apparently changed governments, although not democratically. however, is democracy the only system recognized by the law? LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME IF I HAVE THE RIGHT.  I have the right as a citizen of Ecuador, oh yes, oh yes, I do. I have the right while my Ecuador has an intimate dinner conversation with l'inferno. Do you know what l'inferno is? We Latins know it quite well. The nine circles gentlemen. Where be we now as Ecuador caresses l'inferno....feel the heat! In which circle, are we now, Perhaps at the beginning of our jounrey, in limbo, the zone reserved for the unbaptized and the pagan man, for the gay community I may add in a modern interpretation......  I am in hell, I feel it in my synapses - I am a Marxist, they shut down my sexmaster@yahoo email. I have remained heterogeneously open to all forms of discourse, and then a man comes to me and says - no you shall not present any queer ontologies, you shall not afforded - they create in me a manic feeling gentlemen.  I am WEEPING for my nation - do you understand that gentlemen, when you see you motherland drink the magic of l'inferno? I am ripped up inside - I want to aid her, I want to take La Republica Del Ecuador to my breast and comfort her, and stroke her hair and say everything will be fine...but her hair is on fire and it burns my chest, oh! what a pain......not since Miguel left ......What an orb of agony is forming gentlemen!  CONSTRUCTIVE SOLUTIONS NOW! Am I even legal here to speak to you I ask myself again? Where does the rule of law end and begin. Or is it an Ouroboros eatings its tail. I feel we are only in the first circle gentlemen. I feel that la Republica del Ecuador is only in the first circle. And I fear that she will see all nine. Constructive solutions por favor. God bless her, nevertheless."
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| Ecuador (Klaus Strasser) |
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 DR. PEPE MARIA DOMINGUEZ, PROFESSOR EMERITUS, UNIVERSITY OF CENTRAL ECUADOR Esteemed delegates! I thank you for the opportunity to speak with you this day concerning the ongoing horror in Ecuador. As I am a man without political affiliation, it is something of an anomaly within los politocos for me to engage such dignitaries. Yet I most sincerely appreciate your recognition of my fundamental knowledge of the paradigm with which you deal. I would also like to express my gratitutde to my Ecuadorian colleague, Mr. Aroca, for his lucidly passionate, although somewhat disjointed, discourse. Mr. Aroca has undergone a horrific ordeal during the past few sunrises and sunsets; it is a great boon to us that he be here in our company. ("That is the last time I attempt to salvage you, you incompetent buffoon" Dominguez thought to himself.)  In regards to what appears to be a coup d'etat in Ecuador, President Rousseff has advanced a decisive point. After the failed coup d'etat in Ecuador in 2010, UNASUR took lawful and democratic measures to ensure the integrity of the sovereignty of South American States. This was a deliberate attempt to move South America away from the epistemology and ontology of los golpistas, namely, the coup-mongerers who have continually revealed their snakeheads in South American history, thus obstructing the continent from developing in a manner that was non-primitive.  The additional protocol which President Rousseff cites explicity makes the coup d'etat in Ecuador illegal. It is a military seizure of power, wholly opposed to the UNASUR weltanschauung. Whereas my sources within Ecuador have confirmed to me that it is ever the more unlikely that the unjustly deposed Correa regime will be able to regain authority in La Republica through entirely endemic means, which is to say that it appears that los golpistas have been successful to a certain degree, this, however, does not preclude UNASUR from taking the appropriate actions according to the additional protocol. Let me once again underscore that this protocol itself was the product of military and police forces' violence in Ecuador against the democratically elected regime of President Correa: it is a policy that finds its birth rite in Ecuador. To ignore it when Ecuador suffers would be a crime against its very mighty origin. I thereby recommend – as an admitted outsider, although a man with insight into the mechanism of the political in all its historical and contemporary forms – that the honourable members of UNASUR mobilize the additional protocol to its maximum capability, so as to paralyze the terrorist golpistas in Ecuador. Yes, I utilise the terminology terrorist despite its modern-day overuse, for I feel that this is an appropriate terminology in the violent Ecuadorian mise-en-scene of the contemporary moment. These terrorist golpistas act unlawfully; their methods hinder the functioning of the democracy and blacken the blooming of the life of the common peasant.  Concomitantly, I understand that there are men within this room who may not agree with this employment of UNASUR muscle, to speak metaphorically. These would be the men who, opposed to the glorious Bolivar movement in its magnificent confirmation of the rights of all men, prefer to servilely acquiesce to the geopolitical decisions made by non-South American actors in the region.  And now, I am not a diplomat by nature, so you will excuse my excessive boldness. But it has beens stated many times, and by Correa himself, that the coup in 2010 was the result of the unlawful interference of foreign powers in the sovereignty of Ecuador, according to which these same foreign powers deliberatley attempted to turn the police as well as segments of the military against the President. Let us praise and give thanks to the Pacha Mama, the great Earth Mother Nature, who herself is given sovereign rites in the 2008 Ecuadorian constitution, a first in the history of the world I may add, that these illegal attempts to violate Ecuadorian sovereignty failed. Nevertheless, it appears that the terrorist golipstas have now been successful in 2012. And I look to some of Ecuador's neighbours - yes, Colombia, I am not known for diplomatic tact, for I be no diplomat - that those who have been hostile to Bolivarian devleopments internal to the great Pacha Mama, mother of us all, and following the interests of their colonial masters, yes, the United States, perhaps encouraged this very action,allowing for its possible emergence. Let me be even more explicit, and let this message, let its sound travel the entire world so it may be heard without ambiguity and other distortions: I believe from the bottom of my Incan soul, tastefully altered by the blood of the conquistador, that the United States of America are involved in the unlawful crashing of the Correa government.  For those whose obligations may be to the United States of America as opposed to South America, let me remind all here that the additional protocol to the UNASUR constitution, as President Rouseff brilliantly mentioned, was unanimously approved. And let me also remind you that the new Secretariat Headquarters for the UNASUR are currently being constructed in Mitad del Mundo, Ecuador - a symbolic site of course - the Middle of the Entire World. This is not only a terroristic act against Ecuador, but against the UNASUR and against, yes, the Entire World, an attack that is an explosive wound against the world mother, against Pacha Mama's very center, her middle, her life-producing middle.  A failure to act by UNASUR at this time is a failure to protect the ontologically giving womb itself, the mythical chora of Plato, the matrix, the unformed form, the apeiron, the primary element, and - yes, gentlemen, yes, without even a hint of hyperbole in my voice, I be so confident of these words - life itself. The Great Pacha Mama weeps....we, as her children, are compelled to dry her tears.
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"Measure A has been adopted. Moving to the next measure (  , it calls for the partial or complete closure of land borders, including the suspension and/or limitation of trade, air and maritime traffic, communications and provision of energy, services and supplies. While I agree that our response should be firm, I believe it should also be measured. I could agree that land borders should be completely closed and a limitation set on trade, air and maritime traffic, communications and provision of energy, services and supplies. However, I would like to hear what the other members would suggest with this measure or if we should even adopt this measure?"
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| Ecuador (Klaus Strasser) |
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 No empirical research exists on the effects of the cocaine-ecstasy-viagra mix. Yet the danger of the concoction has been noted by club-going narcomans throughout the Earth Mother Gaia. Mr. Aroca was currently encountering this horror show in his mind and body, or as the Ecuadorian new age cult the Astral-Mama-Pachas said, the »mody.«  Aroca was set aback when the Brazilians asked him for his further opinion on the legal documents. The physical fire in his insides was too strong for the sincere desire to aid la Republica. Aroca nevertheless tried to compose himself. For a brief moment, surveying the documents distracted Aroca's mind from thinking about his total somatic nausea. "Yes, I think these interpretations....heterogeneous legal interpreations, yes, a million interpretations...that is the nature of open hermeneutics yes, open discourse.......how it should be, open, brotherhood of men......but a coup?......illegal?......Miguel....."  Aroca hallucinated that he could feel every drugged synapse in his brain malfunctioning. "I.....I just want the Ecuadorian people to be happy............you understand that?" "Apologies gentlemen, I must excuse myself.....I am feeling ill." Aroca left the chambers and vomitted in a side hallway. Looking up, he saw an obese cleaning lady of indigenous origin mopping the floor at the other end of the passage. She shook her head in disapproval.
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It must have been shock that stunned the meeting to silence when Minister Aroca left the room and the sound of vomiting could be heard. President Rousseff tried to get things underway again to come to a speedy resolution.
"Like I was saying, I do not believe that they will outright kill President Correa. However, if you are all worried about it, then I ask what we should do? They are unlikely to give him up since they believe him to guilty of a crime. We could attempt a risky rescue mission that would require months of planning and reconnaissance and then may cost the lives of some of the members involved. Or, we can enact these sanctions and then discuss how to bring democracy back to Ecuador.
"Now, to discuss the other concern that President Pinera had, the lashing out of the military of Ecuador trying to reopen borders or sea lanes. We ask that President Santos and President Humala prepare your militaries to ready themselves for any type of attack. I offer any type of support that you may need to secure your borders.
"So, if we can all agree that at this early stage, enacting Measure B in whatever form we decide is our only viable option. As I stated before, I could agree that land borders should be completely closed and a limitation set on trade, air and maritime traffic, communications and provision of energy, services and supplies."
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The Republic of Argentina seconds the Chilean motion to vote on the matter of authorizing the implementation of 'Measure B', as stipulated in this conference and in accordance with the UNASUR Charter. [[The following nations have voted accordingly: Yea: Argentina, Bolivia, Suriname, Uruguay, Venezuela Nay: Colombia, Guyana, Paraguay, Peru Abstain: Ecuador (by matter of procedure)]]
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