To be expanded and filled out upon at a later time.

Chancellor Maxen von Bismarck, of the Christian Republic of South-West Africa, humbly requests a meeting between Him, Bismarck and some sort of intermeddler representing the English Crown; particulars are, and will never be a problem.

Sufficient to say, this will be a short, quick, no expectations romp through diplomacy.

Does Bismarck wish for this meeting to be held in the UK or in South-West Africa?

The humble Bismarck would prefer the meeting to be held in Karasburg, South-West Africa, but would leave it up too - obviously - the more nobler and Christian nation. One, that while we have had history with, we feel the same gratitude to as any well oiled, majestic republic of the glory imperialistic days.

We shall send an ambassador to Karasburg as soon as possible, then. Thank you for this overture.

To: Office of the Prime Minister, United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
From: Office of the Chancellor, Federal Republic of Germany
Subject: Teuto-American Animosity

This row with the American government is strictly limited to the regime that presently occupies the position of the President. Germany harbors no ill-will to our long-time friends and allies in the American public. It is regrettable that diplomatic ties must be all but severed, but such is the nature of these problems.

In light of the British offer for aid, Germany would like to enlist British aid in sending formal, diplomatic communique to the United States, should such a need arise.

We thank our cousins in the United Kingdom for their continued efforts to support the German people.

We send our best wishes for Her Majesty the Queen to recover in a timely manner.

[Signed]
Angela Merkel
Chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany

To the British Government:

Very well.

(OOC: idk where else to put this)

From: The All-Indonesian Football Association (PSSI)
To: The English FA
Subject: Alex Fergusen

Greetings from Indonesia. To get straight to the point, we are highly interested in improving our nations football team. The sport is very popular in our nation. Unfortunatly, our team has been in poor form as of late. I beleive what we need is an experienced manager to lead our team. We have hired the best staff in the nation and chosen the best players in the country. I would like to ask if we can hire Alex Fergusen to be the manager of our national team.

We would be very greatful if you accepted.

Venezuela requests a private meeting with the UK, in regards to resolving the Guyana conflict.

That would be acceptable. Should I send someone or will you be sending someone?

We will.
[I'll do it tomorrow, fair enough? It'll go in the International Organizations Thread And be Entitled "The Peace Process. Actually, I'll make the thread as a placeholder now ...]

To our Esteemed Allies of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

"While the United States graciously thanks the UK for being interested in the current conflict in Guyana and that you should be compelled to assist your allies, the United States feels that it is in the best interests of all Western Hemisphere nations that the United Kingdom not become involved in this issue. The Fifth French Republic, the Brazilian Republic, and ourselves are all monitoring the situation closely.

As always, we are grateful for your continuing friendship.

Signed,
United States of America

President al-Bashir and his almighty nation of Sudan are interested in holding a meeting with a British rep. to talk about relations. al-Bashir will not be attending the meeting for security reasons, but will send a rep. to a designated location.

Our chief delegates are currently out and about on missions relating to our current situation. However, do feel free to send someone to London.

Very well, we will send our delegate over to london, he will be arriving within the next few days.

To our Esteemed Allies of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

This administration understands the duties and responsabilities you have to your fellow Commonwealth Realm members. However, please remember that while the United States, some years ago, was willing to look the other way during the conflict in the Falklands, which drew some criticism on that government. We simply want to make sure His Majesty's Government knows that the United States is keeping a watchful eye on this situation. We do not want this to become a global issue, but one resolved resolutely and with finality.

As always, the United States and all her assets are available to assist the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth if need be arise.

Signed,
The United States of America